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    They’d booked the remote, rustic cabin - nestled deep into the snowy mountain ranges of northern California – as the final push they needed to finish writing the second half of their screenplay. It’d almost become a tradition at this point; their go-to solution for stale ideas or bouts of writer’s block. Getting out of the city and back into wilderness, just the two of them, trying to cultivate an environment of minimal distractions and maximum creativity.

    They’d had nothing but success with it before, so why should this time be any different?

    Language:
    English
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    35,209
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    234
    Kudos:
    148
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    21
    Hits:
    4,066
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    So if perfection is an illusion and Link is finally starting to release his iron-tight grasp on it, then why does the smallest crumb of praise from Rhett still feel like a drug hitting his system?

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    English
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    7,463
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    178
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2,291
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    Retail is hell, but Knife Guy makes it a little easier.

    A retail workers AU where Rhett works at Radio Shack and Link is the clumsy, charming knife salesman stationed outside his store.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,271
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    546
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    Link isn’t sure why he keeps expecting any kind of sympathy from Rhett in moments like these.

    Language:
    English
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    4,322
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    636
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    “Do you ever wonder if we’re missing something that everyone else is seeing?”

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    English
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    14,231
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    306
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    3,903
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    "Maybe we could make this a regular thing? Like take a week every year and escape the city for a while. Go off the grid. Find some little cabin in the woods and just...be. Together. Eat food and write songs and do whatever we want."

    God, Rhett can't think about that too hard or else he just might cry.
     
    "Sounds like heaven," he admits. "I'm gonna make you the best campfire beans."
    ---
    The one where they live the #vanlife

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    18,062
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    130
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3,298
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    Usually it's brought up with a subtle wink and nudge; fans or interviewers or any number of anonymous internet folk testing the waters, trying to feel out their reactions. But then there are the brazen ones, the people who'll ask them point blank without fear: so are you guys gay or what?

    And they've always laughed it off with a wink and a joke. Not yet, they'd say in nearly perfect unison. A denial, but enough wiggle room left over to still keep people wondering. They've been walking a fine edge of what's acceptable as comedy and frowned upon as baiting for what feels like forever, is what it all boils down to. So it's time they finally put this thing to bed.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    22,637
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    240
    Kudos:
    502
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    6,991
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    They touch each other so freely. They always have.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    196
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1,829
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    “Gonna hit me now?” Rhett’s voice comes out sounding oddly deep and he tries to swallow the roughness away as Link lets out an amused huff of breath, craning his neck back to look up at him.

    The smile on his face is so openly fond, it hits Rhett square in the chest and he feels himself returning it on instinct. As natural as scratching an itch or squinting after stepping out into sunlight. A built-in bodily response of Link’s happy, I’m happy.

    “Nah, you know I’m more of a lover than a fighter,” Link dismisses, fighting a grin. “Think I’m gonna hug you instead.”

    Language:
    English
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    2,651
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    206
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1,502
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    Jane Foster will do anything for the sake of science, even if it means roping herself and Darcy into a rather unusual bargain with two wealthy brothers. Maybe this wasn't one of her brighter ideas...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,299
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    499
    Kudos:
    683
    Bookmarks:
    103
    Hits:
    11,025
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    To the left of the cafe is a yoga studio. To the right is a sex shop.

    The Most Beautiful Man in the World either teaches yoga or sells dildos for a living, and Keith has no idea which one it is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,253
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    278
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    1,774
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    A series of Evanstan ficlets based on the prompt list 'ways to say I love you'.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,477
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    511
    Kudos:
    1,084
    Bookmarks:
    173
    Hits:
    23,557
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    Steve still runs hard, still forces himself to the brink of his limits, only now it’s not an escape. Now he runs with purpose. Because he knows exactly what’s waiting for him when he crosses that finish line.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,743
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    126
    Kudos:
    1,244
    Bookmarks:
    220
    Hits:
    15,839
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    “Real attractive.” He laughs as Seb tries to wipe the stray pizza sauce off his chin using one of the cheap, pitifully tiny napkins that’d been provided with their order.

    “I know.” When Sebastian grins, it’s wide and relaxed and teasing. Dazzling with its sunshine-y brightness. “Try not to fall in love with me.”

    Too late, Chris thinks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,809
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    501
    Kudos:
    1,622
    Bookmarks:
    350
    Hits:
    26,308
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    Bucky is standing in front of Steve’s living room bookcase, cardboard box at his feet, when he feels a pair of arms snake around his waist from behind.

    Steve’s chin settles on top of his shoulder a second later, warm breath ghosting over his neck as his boyfriend whispers, “Hi.”

    Bucky automatically grins, leaning back into him. “Hi.”
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    The one where Bucky moves in, and everything’s great until it isn’t.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,503
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    843
    Bookmarks:
    72
    Hits:
    10,942
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    “Fuck, look at you,” Bucky breathes in awe, staring at Steve with big, dark eyes. “How many times in a row can you come?”

    Steve blushes a little at the question, though he can’t actually bring himself to feel any sort of shame over the fact that he just got off in 30 seconds flat and is more than ready to do it again. Not when Bucky’s looking at him like that. “Don’t know,” he admits.

    “We’re gonna figure that out,” Bucky promises.
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    The one where Bucky makes good on his promise.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,833
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    1,104
    Bookmarks:
    135
    Hits:
    26,739
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    A collection of tasertricks oneshots (probably all smutty).

    I. Transparency
    II. For Your Eyes Only
    III. Wolves and Girls
    IV. Late to the Party
    V. Desideratum
    VI. Wolves and Girls II
    VII. Not a Christmas Carol
    VIII. The Thing About Socks

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,976
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    305
    Kudos:
    1,006
    Bookmarks:
    140
    Hits:
    16,394
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    “Merry Christmas, Cap.”

    Steve blinks down at the strip of red, white and blue Captain America condoms in his palm.
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    In which Steve tries to be a friend, fails hard, and finds something better anyway.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,101
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    1,237
    Bookmarks:
    225
    Hits:
    16,747
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    Steve smiles at him and it’s steady and true, guiding him in from the storm.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,168
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    592
    Bookmarks:
    119
    Hits:
    5,460
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    She wasn’t searching for a new place to call home, but she may have found one anyway.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,899
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    180
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2,364

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