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All of Me, All at Once by constablejonstable, JasmineAndSmoke
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Aug 2022
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Lucius reaches Ed before he goes full Kraken, and persuades him to go get his man.
Ed walks into the art show just as Stede says "unhand me or bleed!" to Doug.
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After the party on the French ship, Stede doesn't want the evening to end, and winds up getting his first tattoo from Ed. Later, after leaving Barbados to seek out Ed, Stede finds the Revenge. Things do not go as planned.
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- Part 1 of Tattoos and promises
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Good for the Goose, Good for the Gander by constablejonstable
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
25 May 2021
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Rey is just trying to get home when a goose attacks her. Ben, her shy coworker who's secretly in love with her, drives over to save her. She gets in the car. The goose bites his face.
They spend their first date in the ER.
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Yes, Kiss the Messenger by constablejonstable
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
04 Dec 2020
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Rey sees Ben practicing tai chi on the roof, she sends her drone (BB8) with her phone number to pass the time. He replies as soon as he gets back to his apartment.
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What Are Neighbours For? by constablejonstable
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
19 Oct 2020
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Grandma Padme befriends her new neighbor Rey. She asks Rey to help her bake some cookies for the weekly tea she has with her grandson. The way Padme talks about Ben, Rey thinks he's a child. When the doorbell rings and Padme asks Rey to open the door, she's unprepared
Based on a Reylo Prompt
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Tattoos and promises by constablejonstable, JasmineAndSmoke
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 May 2022
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A Lesson in "Sword" Fighting by NichePastiche, wisteria_lodge
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Jul 2022
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Stede overhears the crew playing Marry, Fuck, Kill. And now he's got some questions for Ed.
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05 Jul 2022
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I know that you do in the dark (5+1) by working4theknife
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
09 Jun 2022
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Viago wants Anton. Anton thinks he could never want a vampire, until his mind starts playing tricks on him.
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Bookmarked by constablejonstable
27 Jun 2022
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The crew's up to something. Ed may not know what yet, but he can smell a plot brewing a mile off. It's not the festival air that's taken over the ship that's got him confused, nor even all the hastily-stifled grins. He's sailed under his share of captains over whose graves he'd have drunk a celebratory bottle of rum, while singing, and then had a nice, long piss to wash the dust off the headstone. No, what's keeping him from cornering the nearest man against a wall with a knife to their throat is all the damn giggling.
He's weathered, joined, and instigated plenty of mutinies in his time, but giggling...that's a new one.
Bookmarked by constablejonstable
11 May 2022
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Now, shrouded in darkness, you cannot bear to wonder what would become of you, should you be caught. A woman, unmarried, sworn to the service of the king, with a book of mathematics in her possession—surely, you would be labeled a witch, burned at the stake.
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17 Oct 2021
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Little Red Riding Hood by Dr_Roslin
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
06 Jun 2021
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Rey - no last name - is found, in shock, standing in a massive industrial warehouse as it burns around her. Doctors are unable to learn much about her, other than that she doesn't get out very often and that she's in great physical shape. She apparently has a grandfather, but she's interested in finding out only one thing:
'When is the Huntsman coming to get me? Is he here, yet?'
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- Part 1 of Roslin's Random Fairy Tales
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20 Aug 2021