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Rio Vidal is a lawyer who fleets from her wife and lands on the island of Mykonos, Greece.
There she meets Agatha Harkness, a confident and determined politician that Rio struggles to view as just a friend.
or, the white lotus × glass onion inspired fic that the people want.
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10 Jan 2026
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"She’s not my type," Agatha said firmly, crossing her arms.
Lilia raised an eyebrow, swirling her wine like a soap opera villain. "So you have a type? Do enlighten us."
Agatha groaned. "Fine. If you must know, I’m straight. And even if I wasn’t, Rio is at least ten years younger than me. I would never go there."
Cue Rio Vidal—Agatha’s insufferably smug, boundaryless neighbour—who has zero respect for personal space, steals her ice cream, wears her clothes, and now, apparently, needs a fake girlfriend for a work event.
Agatha should say no. She wants to say no. But somehow, she doesn’t.
Now she’s fake dating the most irritating woman alive, their friends are watching like it’s a spectator sport, and the walls between their apartments are very thin.
It’s fine. It’s fake. It’s strictly platonic.
…So why is Agatha’s stomach flipping every time Rio looks at her like that?
Or: Agatha insists she's straight, Rio insists on being a menace, and everyone else insists that there's a "vibe".
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- 15/15
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29 Dec 2025
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Agatha Harkness: decorated star, devoted wife and mother, Hollywood icon.
Rio Vidal: charming newcomer, playgirl with a heart of gold, Oscar hopeful.
Some sparks aren’t meant to be ignored.
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- Part 1 of FYC
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- English
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- 459,379
- Chapters:
- 42/?
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26 Dec 2025
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After losing a patient, the guarded Dr. Agatha Harkness leaves Boston General for the quieter halls of Westview General Hospital. Small-town life isn’t easy for someone who’s built her walls high... until a certain firefighter makes her heart stir in ways she thought she’d forgotten.
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- 34/?
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26 Dec 2025
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'til storm breaks loose by Palmarion
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Sep 2025
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When music producer Agatha Harkness gets stuck in an airport due to a hurricane warning, her only option is to hole up in a local hotel to wait out the bad weather. Fortunately, they have one last room available.
A room with only one bed that she'll have to share with her assistant, Rio Vidal.
With six years of history and unacknowledged feelings between them, the storm outside may not be the only one brewing.
And Agatha might just find herself in the very eye of it.
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- English
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- 17,549
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 1,091
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26 Dec 2025
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Agatha Harkness is one of the most prominent professors in the Criminal Justice department at Westview University. Known as "The Witch," her reputation for being a mercilessly demanding professor is recognized across the entire campus.
Rio Vidal is a forest science master's student, or as Agatha likes to call them, "weird-ass hippies."
The two come together to work on a seminar about criminal law in environmental crises. From there, lines blur between differences in age and power imbalance.
Rio Vidal is instantly captivated by Professor Harkness and will do everything it takes to make her hers, including taking very questionable measures. Meanwhile, Agatha battles her own impulses and desires to keep the relationship strictly casual.
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- 191,195
- Chapters:
- 33/35
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- 728
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25 Dec 2025
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METAPRAGMATIC by Canonintheory
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Oct 2025
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“Their voices, when they spoke, seemed to belong to the walls as much as to them.”
Language is the cage.
They study the lock.Bookmarked by cookiego13
19 Nov 2025
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you aren’t mine for the taking by lovelovelies, plazadehahn2
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
19 Sep 2025
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Agatha Harkness isn’t having sex.
Which is quite ironic for a sex therapist.
But it’s the reminder she gets as she places the freshly printed divorce papers in front of her, Wanda’s signature already perfectly scratched into the page.
With a satisfying flick of her wrist Agatha signs the line that will set her free from her long dead marriage. She expects to feel a weight lift off her shoulders, but instead she feels nothing. Nothing is changing apart from the fact Wanda is no longer her wife on paper.
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- 18/18
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17 Aug 2025
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Put It On The Line by AnonFandomBandit, midwestprincess_01, saturnreturn
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
13 Sep 2025
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Agatha whipped her head and body towards the student. “What the fuck is your problem?”
“No problem,” She shook her head, smirking. “I like talking to you.”
“You like pissing me off.” Agatha sniped, plucking her glass off the bar when it arrived.
“Those two seem to be one in the same.”
“Just tell me something.” She said after letting a sip burn down her throat. “Where do you get off speaking to a respected professor like that?”
“Like what?”
“You were argumentative, disrespectful, dismissive–”
“No, Agatha, that was you.”
“Dr. Harkness.” Agatha corrected. “Only people I like can call me Agatha and I don’t like you.”
“Now, that’s not true.” Rio tilted her head. “You’re talking to me, aren’t you?”
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Newly tenured professor, Dr. Agatha Harkness, has nothing to prove. That is until she meets a smug, twenty-three year old PhD student in Copenhagen after her first keynote speech. Never one to shy away from a challenge, Agatha seeks to put Rio in her place by any means necessary. No matter what the consequences…
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- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 350
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10 Aug 2025
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Rio stared at her quietly, slowly tapping her foot against the tiled floor. A wrinkle formed between her eyebrows from thinking about Agatha's predicament, and the lawyer sighed, waving her hand dismissively.
"Stop trying to find a solution to this. It will give you a stroke."
"Marry me," Agatha was glad she had finished her drink because she would spill it all over the bar at the words. She blinked to regain her composure, her mind scrambling for a teasing remark to fire back at Rio, but her tongue could only form one word.
"What?"
"I'm not a stranger from Craigslist, and I know probably most psychopaths would say that, but I'm not a psychopath. So, marry me."
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Agatha learns about a clause in her mother's will that makes her unable to inherit Evanora's fortune unless she gets married by forty. While drowning her sorrows at a bar, she meets Rio, a PhD student working behind the bar to make ends meet, who proposes an insane solution to her problem. Or rather, proposes to Agatha.
Everything spirals out of control after that.- Language:
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- 43/?
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04 Aug 2025
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Prompt from @softagatha on Twitter: 'rio is a landscaper and agatha has inherited her dead mother's house in the middle of nowhere.'
Set in a town in Illinois that I randomly researched but won't be naming lmao.
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15 Jul 2025
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“Holy. Shit.”
Rio turns, brows raised. “What?”
Alice doesn’t answer, eyes locked on something past the crowd.
“Seriously, what is it?” Rio asks again.
Then Alice grabs her arm hard enough to nearly knock the drink out of her hand and points.
Rio follows with her eyes. And there, maybe twenty feet away, walking through a break in the crowd like some terrifying fashion shark is Agatha freaking Harkness.
“Didn’t you say your boss was straight? Then why does someone who looks exactly like her just happen to be at Pride...with what looks a whole lot like a hot, gorgeous, probably very gay date?”
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Rio lies and calls in sick so she can go to Pride on a workday.
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- Chapters:
- 5/5
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19 Jun 2025
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Agatha Harkness is back in Westview. Newly divorced. Working nights. She didn’t expect to see Rio Vidal again. Then again, she never really knew what to do with her in the first place.
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There’s no rule against running into someone you haven’t spoken to in ten years and realizing nothing about them has changed except their hair and the exact angle of the knife they twist in your gut.
Agatha’s fine.
Agatha’s not mad.
She just wants to know who the fuck decided to keep that particular bit of very fucking important information classified.
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- 19/?
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01 Jun 2025
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Rio’s grin widened. “Touchy, aren’t you? You're cute when you're annoyed.”
Agatha took a deep breath. “Rio, you can’t lie your way out of this. I don’t know what you're trying to achieve, but you're only making this process longer for yourself.”
Rio leaned forward. “Do you get hit on alot? Because honestly, if you weren’t my therapist I would totally fu-”
Agatha cleared her throat, cutting Rio off. The look on Rio’s face made it obvious that she knew she had gotten a reaction, and Agatha hated it.
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Rio Vidal has just been released on probation from prison – only requirement being that she goes to meet a psychiatrist, Agatha Harkness, twice a week.
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- 24/26
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11 May 2025
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everybody knows that i'm a good girl, officer by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
24 Mar 2025
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Rio surveys the open tabs Agatha’s got going: diagrams of ar-15 detailed. frozen yogurt near me. is frozen yogurt gluten free. eve’s toys website. Nothing outright concerning, nothing obviously criminal. And then, last on the list, making the vein in Rio’s forehead pulse uncomfortably: fbi agent rio vidal.
Rio watches in muted horror as Agatha finds her Instagram page, opens it, and scrolls aimlessly. She clicks on Rio’s pictures from her college roommate’s wedding in Miami. She spends about two minutes staring at a picture of Rio in a bikini on the beach, holding a strawberry daiquiri. Then, she takes a screenshot.
Rio bangs her forehead against her desk and groans.
or: the rumors are true and there is an fbi agent in agatha harkness’ phone. unfortunately, that fbi agent is rio vidal, and unfortunately for rio vidal, agatha is not going to let her off easy.
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- 6/6
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27 Apr 2025
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When Rio, America’s First Daughter, and Agatha, Britain’s Beloved Princess, get forced into a PR stunt to play nice, their fake friendship takes a very real (and very gay) turn. One that could shake two nations and completely rewrite the rules of love.
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- 12/21
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25 Apr 2025
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After graduating from Yale University, Rio Vidal was qualified and knowledgeable in the field of journalism. But as she moves to New York City in pursuit of her dream, she finds that networking is hard. As a last resort, she applied for a job as Agatha Harkness’ assistant—chief editor of one of the most notorious magazines in the nation. However, Agatha is demanding, difficult, and stupidly attractive. Can Vidal suck it up and hold it out for a year or will she just have to admit defeat?
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Rio has a huge thing for older women in suits. Heavily inspired by my love for the Devil Wears Prada.
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24 Apr 2025
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“So, if I’m such a lost cause, why the hell are you here?”
“Because I’m good at my job and I love a challenge.”
“A congressional race is not the same as a presidential.”
“I’ve managed races for congressmen, senators, governors.” She listed off breezily. “I’m interested in the big score.”
“You wanna swing your dick around and show off?” Agatha scoffed.
“Like you don’t.”
Agatha leaned in now too, challenging her. “The difference is, I don’t need to wave mine around for everybody to know how big it is.”
“Agatha,” She said, which was disrespectful given they’d only just met. “Let me run this campaign. I can make you someone America will want to vote for.”
She finally pulled away, chuckling and sitting back down. “I don’t need you for that.”
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VP Agatha has three months to run for president and begrudgingly makes Rio her campaign manager.
AKA The Veep/Scandal/West Wing AU that twitter told me to writeSeries
- Part 1 of Moves
- Language:
- English
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- 170,695
- Chapters:
- 36/36
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20 Apr 2025
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20 Apr 2025
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get you where you wanna go, if you know what i mean by sobercatnip
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
30 Mar 2025
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Rio’s first ride with Agatha and a random blonde was easily one of the wildest she’d had in four months of driving for Uber. The next few nights, Agatha hops in again, this time with a redhead, and Rio just figures it’s just a funny coincidence. But when Agatha shows up a third time with a brunette, Rio starts to suspect she’s accidentally starring in a lesbian remake of Serendipity. The only problem though? She’s pretty sure she’s not the one who’s supposed to fall in love.
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- 6/6
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17 Apr 2025