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    Doakes runs into Dexter at a gay club. Or- how Dexter manipulates Doakes into his bed.

     

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    16 Aug 2025

  2. Rec 7

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    —It's easy to like someone when they like you already."

    "Right. You went for it because she's easy — unlike Britta. To you, she's just like what Slater used to be. It's easy because she makes it that way. But Annie is different from Slater — she's easier. Slater was easy because her standards for you were low. Annie has her standards set so much higher, but in her mind there is a version of you that is so much better. A version of you that meets those standards. A mirage. But unlike Slater or Annie, or any other woman that has ever liked you, Britta sees through your shit." Abed pointed a finger into Jeff's right pec. "To see the shit inside."

    Jeff swatted his hand away. "God, how are you a worse therapist than she is?! Can't you say something nice?!"

    "No, because you don't need someone to be nice to you. You have problems. Drinking your sorrows away and paying women to whisper sweet things through the speakers of your Blackberry aren't fixing your problems, Jeff."

    Jeff Winger never learns. But sometimes he does. Mostly against his will.

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    21 May 2024