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with a honey in the middle there's some leeway by cowlesbian
Fandoms: Pluribus (TV 2025)
04 Apr 2026
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"Oh, you want me to cuck you with the woman committing identity fraud?" Carol teased, pulling Helen closer.
"That's not cucking," Helen said, as if it mattered, "that'd be if you wanted to have sex with Zosia because I’m a pathetic little worm, and I’m sort of sadly jerking off in the corner."
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Agatha was as certain of this as she was of the sun, and the moon, and the wandering stars, and the fixed stars, and the Earth beneath her feet: Evanora Harkness was a powerful witch, the seventh daughter of seventh daughters as far back as anyone would remember, and Agatha was her legacy.
(or; the witch trials, the darkhold)
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No, Agatha Harkness was hip to the youth. She redownloaded Tinder, chose her five MILFiest photos - little black dress, lululemon with the pantyline, paint and sip from several years ago, little black dress again (same event, different angle), obviously face-tuned selfie - and set her bio to ‘MY HUSBAND IS DEAD. I don't want to remarry. I only want SEX!’
Then slid down the couch, neck bent at a weird angle, and scrolled listlessly - maybe, maybe, sure, eh, no, unless…?, sure, maybe - until she hit Rio, 26; stop asking me to top it doesnt work anymore
title is from 'free at last' by PUP
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your love thawed out / what was scared and cold by cowlesbian
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
23 Aug 2025
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follow-up to 25yo (reformed) grifter agatha harkness and 40yo (ex) virgin rio vidal
"I’m nervous about the move.”
Rio nodded and wrapped her arms around Agatha’s waist.
"I'm not good at making friends,” she continued, trying to maintain a sort of cool aloofness, “and I’m kind of a bitch.”
Rio nodded again.
“You’re actually supposed to disagree with the last part.”
“Oh,” said Rio. “I think it’s your best quality."Series
- Part 2 of Like A Virgin
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bly manor comics (i am still living with your ghost) by cowlesbian
Fandom The Haunting of Bly Manor (TV)
08 Apr 2021
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