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Wilbur’s stalling. Fundy’s shouting. You add to the cacophony. “Take the shot, Tommy!” you cry out, because you’re not out of your depth, over here. Schlatt never saw you be out of your depth, and now he never will.
Schlatt’s looking directly at you when he says, “I’m scared to die.”
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quackity, and the one where schlatt lives.
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27 May 2026
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Schtorytime's Pumpkintober by schtorytime
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Nov 2023
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31 prompts for October [ cpumpkintober ]
31 (mostly canon-compliant) snippets of Quackity and Schlatt's relationship.***********
“What do you want for your birthday?” Alex asks, leaning back in to the plush chair that sits on the opposite side of Schlatt’s desk.
“Sex.” Schlatt says casually, not even bothering to look up from where he’s leaning forward over the desk in his own chair and scribbling something in to a planner.
Alex rolls his eyes. “Something that you don’t get every fucking day, Schlatt.”
Schlatt looks up, a blank expression on his face. He blinks at him for a second. “…An entire day off work where the only thing we do is have sex.”
“For the love of— Schlatt, give me something like— something you actually want, I’m try—”
“That is something I actually want!”
“Give me something I can put some effort in to get—”
“Oh, you can put a whole lotta effort in to that, let me tell you—”
“I’m going to kick your ass.”
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Note: Rating recently changed!
Varying lengths, varying themes, a lot of fluff but a healthy dose of angst in here too :]Bookmarked by cquackityyaoi
06 Feb 2026
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“Holy shit, I didn’t know going to hell would get me this high.” Quackity grumbles, the figure stands there expectantly. “… Dream, what’s with the costume. You don’t need to dress fancy to torture me.”
“Of course it’s my descendant who tried to revive an immortal.” The creature finally speaks, startling Quackity, their voice is nothing alike to the Dream bastard. And immortal?
“What.” They tilt their floating —where the FUCK is their neck?!— head. “You’re an immortal, don’t tell me you’re oblivious to that fact?”
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Quackity wishes to go back in time and DreamXD happily obliges… Quackity also adopts some kids on his way.
[UPDATE APR18: RETURNING FROM HIATUS… CHAP11 IN PROGRESS]
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28 Jul 2025
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The casino is always open to new visitors. You are welcome here, you are a guest, no one will say a word against it, no one will remind you how long you have been sitting here, no one will ask you to leave. Of course, only if you follow the rules. Hitting the jackpot for the umpteenth time in a row is definitely a violation, but who would have thought that it wouldn't be so easy to get the horned man out.
"Don't you dare kiss me" is also a rule. Is it going to be blatantly violated too?Bookmarked by cquackityyaoi
13 Jun 2025
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Living the life as an assassin is great, however he didn’t sign up to be a fucking babysitter, especially not for a stuck up royal who he’s assigned to murder.
OR After failing an important mission The Federation tasks Cellbit with a new job, Kill Prince Roier.
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- Part 2 of Guapoduo Royalty AU
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17 Jan 2024