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Normal Frenemy Shit by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime)
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics)
03 Jun 2023
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“Pass me the wontons,” Peter says before taking a long slurping drink through the straw in his soda.
“Nice manners, spider boy.”
“Pass me the wontons… dipshit.”
“Do I get to eat any of this food?”
Peter swivels his torso toward Wade and narrows his eyes again, a look that makes it feel like an elevator is free-falling in Wade’s chest. People are screaming, and lights are flickering, and everyone inside is going to die.
“Pass. Me. The. Wontons. Fucker.”
Wade rolls his eyes in response but hands the grease-spotted bag of wontons over. It’s not like he didn’t buy them with Peter in mind anyway. Wade has been doing shit like that a lot recently. He’s even considering, right now, at this very moment, letting Peter have the last word.
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Peter and Wade eat together (strange). Peter and Wade snipe at each other (normal). Deadpool gets hurt (of course). Spider-man offers an unusual method of pain management (it mostly works).
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02 Dec 2025
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“House?” He calls groggily.
House just grunts in response, scaring away whatever lethargy Wilson was still under.
Wilson turns towards him, noticing that his boyfriend is rubbing his right thigh. “House,” he repeats, “you okay?”
“Just peachy.” House grits out.
“What happened?” He asks softly, running his hands over House’s leg and feeling for irregularities. He doesn’t find any.
House glares at him for a moment before answering. “Woke up like this.”
Presenting with acute leg pain, Wilson’s mind provides.
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My reimagining of House's infarction if he and Wilson had been in an established relationship.
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20 Aug 2025
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An eighty-year-old widower by the name of Eugene Skinner ventures out one September day in upstate New York for his usual morning activity - fly fishing. His leisurely hobby is interrupted by a bickering pair nearby in the river. That chance encounter with Greg House and James Wilson changes the course of his life.
Told from the perspective of the last friend the boys make on their final road trip.
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08 Aug 2025
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It takes Wilson an embarrassingly long time to figure out why House keeps picking fights while he's cooking.
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31 Jul 2025
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Dream takes off her shirt and George feels her brain white out.
To see Dream in this context, all coy and expectant, with freckles and acne scars on her shoulders, makes her feel like the first person to discover desire.
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07 May 2025