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el·ee·mos·y·nar·y | (adj.)
relating to or dependent on charity; charitable.Tweek Tweak is a real estate agent living in New York City. Though he manages to keep himself afloat and has money to spare, he devotes an extraordinary amount of time to wracking his brain about how he will make ends meet. One day, at his wit's end (and after a lot of coaxing from his boss), he agrees to go on vacation with a complete stranger. Is he scared out of his mind? Well, sure. But Craig Tucker is a legendary figure in the world of real estate and Tweek is just desperate enough to betray his instinct.
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Ten Ways to Die Sampling Bubbles, or 'Confirmation Diets' by craptucker
Fandoms: South Park
17 Aug 2022
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Put simply, he was out to impress Marsh.
However, Craig-ly, he sought an augmentation of his diet due to something he read on the internet. After all, according to the BMI, he was overweight for his age group—but after he got his weight under control, he would return to a “liberal yet conscientious” diet.
Since when did Craig talk like that?
Token sniffed it out immediately.
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First Contact by ReginaPrimata
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2 - Fandom
14 Dec 2018
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In the hours before the final assault on the Collector Base, Shepard and Garrus finally add benefits to their friendship. Or, as one reader phrased it, went from head bump to bed hump.
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