15 Works by crashedtimemachine (crashedtime)

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    Everything begins and ends with a nice cup of tea. Slice of life fluff, teasing, rough housing. Human AU. A domestic evening in the shared home of Arthur Kirkland (a best-selling author) and Francis Bonnefoy (a chef and restaurateur).

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    English
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    1,628
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    313
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    3,533
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    Elizabeta gets stuck teaching the principal's son to swim to meet her graduation community service quota.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    613
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    774
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    Denmark just wanted to hang out with everyone like they used to...

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    346
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    754
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    The first time Arthur performed the song, it wasn't supposed to be to a crowd of strangers.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    395
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,719
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    Many cultures throughout the world believe that magic is strongest on Midsummer's Eve, particularly magic related to finding one's future mate. Tino is sixteen, and he still doesn't have anyone in mind, so he asks Lukas, the village wise man, if there are any magical solutions to his wife-hunting conundrum. Lukas has a few suggestions, but things get a bit complicated for Tino along the way. (marked "underage" because Tino/Finland is 16 in this story)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,260
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    269
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    7,541
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    France passed marriage equality, then England quickly followed (pulling Wales along with him). Because, you know, keeping up appearances and such. France drops by to "congratulate" England with drinks and...things go a bit too far. Established FrUK, smut, oneshot. (Kink meme deanon)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,215
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    467
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    9,644
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    America is at the height of his civil war, and Canada fights by his side. History often forgets that up to 55,000 Canadians crossed the border to join the Union army and aid America during the war (several hundred joined the South, as well). The Battle of Gettysburg--the bloodiest of the American Civil War--is the turning point for America and Canada, both in the war and the strength of their bond.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,605
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2,694
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    Ludwig is the VP of Personnel at a large corporation. His personal assistant (and sister-in-law) Elizaveta has found him the 'perfect' summer intern, Feliciano. This isn't suspicious at all... Cue antics. GerIta and background PruHun, human AU, modern office.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,119
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,765
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    A Remembrance Day fic about the first commemoration of the holiday. While the King of England and the President of France dine and discuss on the night before the one year anniversary of Armistice Day (the end of WWI on November 11), their nations observe a slightly different, more somber ritual. Established post-Entente Cordiale FrUK love-hate-friendship, but complicated and slightly broken by the destruction of WWI. While France is suffering from PTSD/shell shock, England is his safe harbor in the storm.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    620
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    3,129
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    While most people assume that France and England must have met in the Middle Ages, history tells a different story, and England has decided to set the record straight about the beginnings of his friendship with France, including their relatively short time with the Roman Empire.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,303
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    3,386
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    In the wake of the invasion of Iraq by a joint international force led by America and England, England finds that he truly is the black sheep of Europe when even France hasn't spoken to him in months. It's only by chance (and with the help of a bit of alcohol) that he manages to take the first steps toward reconciliation.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,381
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    3,893
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    Calais, 1651 - Having fled his land with his king to escape Cromwell's power-grab, England finds himself adrift and longing to return. He stays in Calais where the channel is narrowest and he can still see the White Cliffs of Dover -- home -- just across the sea.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    1,323
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    156
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2,926
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    Feeling nostalgic for the punk rock persona of his youth, Arthur has been going to a weekly punk show at a club near home for the past two months. Each week he meets up with the same man. He's French and charming; they talk over the music, buy each other drinks, and screw in the alley behind the club. But it’s fine as long as they don’t talk about real life or exchange names. Right? It's nothing.

    (Very faintly inspired by the lovely The Difference Between Angels and Englishmen.)

    Warnings: human AU and names, NSFW oral (non-explicit, really), drunkenness, overuse of parenthesis

    Series
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    English
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    2,747
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    4,453
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    America is a nation in decline. He's running out of credibility, favors to call in, and money (one of his cities actually filed for bankruptcy, and more are expected to follow). England and France decide to check in on him. Historical Hetalia(-ish).

    Warnings: Mental illness, the decline of a nation, current events

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,140
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2,875
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    The first Entente Cordiale. France and England attend the meeting along with their respective monarchs. King Louis Philippe I holds a ball in honor of Queen Victoria's visit. There is drinking, political socializing, a walk in the darkness of the chateau's garden, and a walk of shame the next morning. French phrases and groping. FrUK. Historical Hetalia w/notes.

    Warnings: Alcohol, mutual masturbation, history, French phrases

    ( historical FrUK fic about the first entente cordiale; nations use human names only when speaking with humans;
    there are extensive hyperlinked end notes; hover over French words for translations )

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,123
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    323
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    8,132

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