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JEW BOX
Kyle stopped and just blinked in bewilderment. As far as he was aware, there was only one Jew that Cartman knew and could have a box dedicated to. Curious, he forgot about the pencil and dragged the box out from under the bed instead. It was quite hefty. He crouched over it on his knees, and he could see on the top, written across the lid in the same thick black marker as the writing on the side, was a warning.
DO NOT OPEN, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A JEW, OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
Kyle checked over his shoulder. Cartman wasn't back yet, and Kyle couldn't hear his returning footsteps either. It was probably okay to take a quick peek inside then, just a little one…
Kyle opened the box.
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When Kyle finds a curious box hidden under Cartman's bed, he thinks he knows what to expect from it. Though once he opens it, he rethinks everything he ever thought he knew.
(Title comes from the lyrics to Obsession by OK Go.)
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02 Jan 2026
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Bebe tries to use a love potion on Kyle, but the plan goes wrong when the potion makes him fall for Cartman instead. Good thing Cartman hasn't been pining for Kyle for eight years or anything crazy like that.
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14 Dec 2025
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(+18) Kyle (Ω) abre un correo desconocido en medio de la hora de estudio: un fanart Kyman que lo deja sorprendido. Cuando decide quejarse, Cartman (α) le pide discreción, ya que él también está implicado. Kyle no sabe que Eric pagó por ese fanart, Eric no sabe por qué la artista se lo mandó a Kyle. Ahora que ambos saben del Kyman tratarán de sacarle provecho, tanto de forma pública como privada.
Incluye material explícito y eventualmente temática omegaverse.
Colaboración Yahana (Naya & Haya)
Cover y Portadas de cada capítulo: @yoquierodibujar (@i.m.haya)
Nuevos capítulos todos los jueves a las 7 PM.
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29 Aug 2025
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Kyle and Cartman have to do community service after a bad fight. It haunts them for the rest of their lives.
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22 May 2025
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"You said you wanted to see her and I got scared, okay!" Kyle blurted. "What was I supposed to think?!"
"That I'm fine!" The brunet yelled back. "I'm just doing something!"
'You're not fine!' He wanted to scream. 'Its like I can see you falling apart right in front of me and I'm scared to death there's nothing I can do to stop it!'
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In which Kyle learns that Eric was never as simple as he thought he was, in probably the worst way possible.
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09 May 2025