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The world has gone to shit and Yesenin is just in search for at least somewhat kind shelter, thankfully he is let to a hermits home on the outskirts of their town, being sat in his living room, of course everything was too cramped but what can you do in the end of the world.
Waking up the next day Yesenin finds one other guy taking cover in this house, a man with purple curly hair and an unsettling looking mouth. The homeowner doesn't seem to care for this poor mans wounds so Yesenin reluctantly takes it upon himself to look after the guy.
After more interactions with this "homeowner" the two men come to realise he isn't all that human.... -
I Might Let You Break My Heart.. by crunchy_rat
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
23 Sep 2025
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Jerry absolutely SUCKS at friends let alone love, the time of day is something not many objects in the house know how to give when it comes to Jerry. He's sure like 80% of the objects think he inhabits RATS, of course that's not true! The only rat things he has are some skeletons gracefully gifted by Vaughn!
To put it bluntly, no one liked him, at most he's tolerated. Jerry honestly accepted it all, that after time and time and time and god damn time again of trying to put himself out there! He's just too weird for most objects was the conclusion he had come to.
But, in times of sleepless nights and long grueling days he admits that he does long for a new object to be brought home by the house owner. Someone who he could start over with, who he could hide all his imperfections from so that he doesn't feel so lonely...Oh hey! What's in that bag the owner brought home? It looks like some weirdly shaped dice?
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Living to See Tomorrow by xXPokeFictionXx_Is_A_Horrible_Username for BoltTheCat
Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)
24 Jan 2026
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The homeowner is having an awful day. He decides to talk to the man from the bar about it, only to discover that he he hasn't been truly comfortable being himself since he's gotten here. Naturally, the solution to this is to offer the tall man his beer in an effort to help him open up.
However, this only leads to more revelations.
Especially since the bar guy has been waiting for him to open up, too.
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01 Feb 2026
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After two months of hiding it seems the sun is finally returning to normal and the visitors, unable to handle the temperature change, are rapidly dying off. With it being safe to return outside the homeowner’s guests set out to return to their lives. For the first time since the “apocalypse” he finds himself alone and oddly enough the man finds that he no longer enjoys the solitude that he once craved. Eager for something familiar, he decides to open his home to guests again. The homeowner quickly learns to be careful what you wish for when a familiar pale visitor returns, this time as his new roommate.
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A Palegun fic where they end up as roommates. Intruder regresses to a more human-like state as it gets colder, and becomes more monstrous as it warms up (Infection goes dormant and flares up based on temperature).
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01 Feb 2026
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Lost in the Roots by Mossy02604
Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game), Lost in the Roots (Video Game)
10 Feb 2026
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The Earth is burning and no one is who they say they are. Despite your luck in having your own little safe haven to haul away in until things cool down, the looming threat of Visitors from deep underground forces you to allow other survivors into your home in the hopes that you won't be found alone when the apocalypse comes knocking at your door.
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30 Jan 2026
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I gather corks — To stop my soul up by Sammalainen
Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)
11 Jan 2026
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Yesenin wanders to Homeowner house not immediately after been thrown up from the bar.
And no, thank you, he is not going to mention that.Or: old sad man found himself group of equally sad people and stick with them
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23 Jan 2026
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The baby's not green!
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14 Jan 2026