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    It was an idea that Jayce had for a while now.

    The kind that he turned over in his head again and again, fiddling with the hinges and the bolts to see what was gunking up the ever-turning gears in his head. It was the kind of idea that haunted him at night, clinging to the shadows and flickering across the fibers in his mind. An idea and a question. Jayce practiced the asking part of it in the mirror, sometimes.

    Which, in a way, might have been stupid. Maybe Jayce was overthinking it. Maybe he was letting the question needle under his skin as it coiled around an idea and made the whole world seem, at once, different and risky.

    Jayce had an easier time asking Viktor to marry him.

    (OR: Jayce asks Viktor to peg him.)

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    07 Dec 2024

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    "I'm sorry, I don't, I'm sorry-" Vash sniffled, bloodshot eyes unable to completely lock onto Wolfwood, "It feels so good, everything feels so good, I don't know why I'm-"
    Wolfwood really... really liked high Vash.
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    Vash has an impossibly high alcohol tolerance. His tolerance for other substances... is not quite the same. When they're welcomed into a town that's thankful to have the humanoid typhoon as a guest, Vash and Wolfwood get to enjoy each other in ways they don't usually while on the run.

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    02 May 2023

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    Keith just wants to have an orgasm.
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    And if he imagines two big hands wrapped snug around his waist, confidently guiding his hips and easing him into the first real pleasure he’s felt tonight, then what of it? If the thought that those same hands could nearly touch if they squeezed just a little— if that thought has his cunt clenching and dripping into his already soaking underwear, what’s the harm? It doesn’t matter what those hands are made of, in this little fantasy. Doesn’t matter if only one of them is flesh and bone.

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    27 Apr 2023

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    “You’re a plant.”
    “Like I said.”
    “And you need my help to stop you from going on a rampage to July City.”
    “It’s a little more, um, complicated than that?”
    Vash started pulling his pants down.

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    15 Apr 2023

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    Here’s the thing: Vash Saverem is broke. Not just poor — oh, no. He’s out-on-the-street broke. He’s three eviction notices down and the last one was printed on pink paper. Fired from two jobs within a week flavor of broke. He hasn’t eaten since yesterday morning when he inhaled a granola bar and had to drink directly from the tap to keep from choking.

    So, when he got said pink-papered eviction notice, Vash knew he couldn’t be picky about his employment anymore. When he initially went job searching, all his hope had spiraled down the drain with every page he sifted through. References, high school diploma, good standing, experience… Every single one listed something that Vash simply didn’t have. By the time he got to the fifteenth page, all the listings had been for such specific types of people that it was no wonder they weren’t getting snapped up immediately. Contractors and freelancers and people with connections that Vash could never even hope to have. All except for one:

     

    Personal Assistant to Roberto DeNiro. Entry Level. Looking for an outgoing and affable person willing to learn. Headshot required.

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    15 Apr 2023