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Surely You're A Dead Woman Walking? by custard_calliope
Fandoms: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
23 Sep 2021
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When investigating the murder of Lady Bella, Inference, Recluse and Clerk end up investigating an underground drug ring hidden within a gay bar via the suggestion of the strange Ronald of Ness.
Helena's interest is stirred by a military woman who she ends up asking to dance.
Perhaps the two intrigue each other more than they would initially expect.- Language:
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Death of the Author by custard_calliope
Fandoms: Homestuck, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types
05 Jul 2021
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“I always used- used to say if I d-died that calling for me three times would... well would wake me! So even if it doesn’t bring me back... I’d like to at least go out remembered by my name. I’m Calliope English, the Ultimate Author. I’m so pleased to have known you all.”
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Calliope English - Chapter 2 Blackened
Calliope English has been found guilty - time for punishment
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Not particularly proud of this, but wanted to share <3- Language:
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[F4F] JOI for a Good Girl by jarofbeees
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
23 Jul 2026
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"Harrowhark, dear, we have got to get you laid."
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After the worst breakup, Harrow is in desperate need of an outlet. Her annoying friend Dulcinea insists on trying an upscale escort service to work out the worst of her frustrations. She fails to mention that she's been hopelessly addicted to an anonymous woman with a voice like honey, who gives the best explicit ASMR.
And then there's the security guard with the ridiculous hair.
Bookmarked by custard_calliope
27 Jun 2026
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One sleepless night at the summer house, Richard wanders into the library and stumbles upon something beautiful—and just as profoundly provocative.
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The phone rang four times before I heard his voice, crackled and hazy by the distance.
“Hello?”
“Richard.”
“Francis?”
“Yes.” I gripped the receiver very tightly in one hand, my other wound through the cord. I could feel my knuckles pressing my skin green-ish white.
“Where are you calling from?” I imagined what he might be doing on the other side. It was earlier in California, about 8:30pm. He must have eaten already. Perhaps he was laboring over his dissertation, marking students’ papers with a red-inked pen, a furrow between his brows and a drink in his hand. Perhaps he had someone over, someone frowning in the corner of the room with arms crossed. I imagined fluorescent lights and rawboned palm trees through the window.
“A hotel,” I answered briskly, and without delay added: “It’s over. I’m leaving her.”--
Post epilogue, Francis decides he can't endure his marriage and, desperate to get out of New York, goes to stay with Richard in California. But he isn't telling Richard everything, and tensions are bound to rise.
Bookmarked by custard_calliope
12 Jun 2026
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I’m insane I’m normal everything is okay
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As a (former) medical professional, Medic is a proud advocate of natural forms of stress relief.
Bookmarked by custard_calliope
09 Sep 2025
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a little dark, a little gloomy, and as always, full of dead people by dewshi
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Aug 2020
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The round-shades guy starts to trek up the hill to the door. You move away from the window and go halfway up the stairs to watch him enter. The door clicks open and creaks loudly as it does. The very first thing that you hear is a disappointed groan. “Oh, this place is just a shithole.”
You immediately don’t like this person.
Karkat Vantas (d. 1988), is facing something of a conundrum. After an unceremonious death at the ripe age of 17, he's stuck in his house in Assfuck Nowhere, Ohio. With the threat of Double Death looming over him, Karkat must actually take it seriously when a young man named Dave Strider moves into his now-decrepit house. Will he learn to tolerate the existence of this insufferable Texan? Or will he suffer eternally at what he believes is a form of hell crafted specifically for him? Only time will tell. And you, delightful viewers, will have the front seat to watch.
Bookmarked by custard_calliope
28 Jun 2025