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It was true that Matt was obsessed with the idea of *having had* sex, but he didn’t show any interest in trying to pursue anybody. What Matt was mostly interested in was Jay being involved, somehow. How could he not understand that this was too much to ask, even for them? Matt didn’t ever seem to feel bad about needing things from people.
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Things fall down. People look up. And when it rains, it pours.
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Didn’t you like it better when you were the worst thing that ever happened to me? by darkcomedylateshow
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)
07 Feb 2020
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- Part 2 of didn't you like it better when...
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He has grown used to the way he drives — braking hard, swerving through traffic, the thrill of the foot on the gas — feeling his hand without ever touching him.
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- Part 2 of true western
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He’s become obsessed with his voice, which always sounds like it’s breaking, like he’s letting him in on a guilty secret he’s thrilled to be sharing. It’s a lifeline.
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Two weeks before the premiere of the biggest film of Dave's career, Bro kills himself.
“Dead,” Dirk repeats over the phone. “Bro is D-E-A-D, dead. The apartment is a shithole. Even though the man of the hour is staying in Chez Morgue Drawer, he did a number on the place first. I wouldn’t be asking if I could handle it myself.”
“Just call the Hoarders people. He’s your guy. I didn’t even know him.” Despite being iteration ten thousand, the lie feels less natural than it usually does. “I don’t need to be there. Neither of us do.”
“Totally.” Dirk sounds like sidewalk. “Yeah, no, that was my first thought, but then I slept on it and applied a modicum of critical thinking. In that 'Puppet Fetish Porn Studio Unearthed in Childhood Home of Indie Darling' is gonna boost neither of our ratings.”
Despite the tags, this is a comedy. Or is it?
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05 Feb 2026
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The shitty thing was that Q had a boyfriend at the time – a ravishing, blond, public-school-boy wank fantasy of an actual, actual boyfriend. Then Bond came along.
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29 Nov 2024
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like noticing a guy is fuckable is a federal offense, christ.
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09 May 2024
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Eddie cast around for topics that might get Richie going—weird movie concepts, gross food combinations, Odd Future, how much all the TV Eddie liked apparently sucked—but nothing seemed like it would be enough to fix whatever this was. Eddie took a deep breath as subtly as he could. “Do you, like, hate it here?”
Richie made a laugh-adjacent noise. “Uh, yeah. What tipped you off?” he said immediately. But then he looked at Eddie out of the corner of his eye. “Do you?” he asked, sounding less sure.
“So fucking much,” Eddie said.
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Richie and Eddie meet in freshman year.
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28 Mar 2023
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You wished very hard for there to be no more two o’clocks. What was the point of two o’clock if not to tell you to call in on Colm?
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14 Dec 2022