knife_em0ji (darth_grips)
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Coil [Once In A Lifetime] by knife_em0ji (darth_grips), knife_em0ji
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
14 Nov 2021
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It's the end of Thorin's orchestral season and Dwalin's made the trip down to Glasgow to pick him up. He's nervous, though Mahal knows why.
[An extracanonical prologue to my stupidly involved AU fic God's Gonna Cut You Down. Set a few years before the start of that story, though if you haven't read it, none of this will make much sense, probably.]
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- Part 3 of God's Gonna Cut You Down
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As the Raven Follows the Wolf by knife_em0ji (darth_grips), knife_em0ji
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
01 Sep 2020
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It starts off as your average romantic fairy-story: A Dwarrow prince and his lover are cursed by a pretender to the throne, forced to spend a decade wandering the wilds in search of a way to break the spell. But just as Smaug gets ready to consolidate his power within Erebor, a possible cure presents itself, and Dwalin and Thorin are in a rush to get home. However, getting into the mountain unnoticed is far from easy.
Neither is getting out of it, for that matter.
Bilbo Baggins, a Hobbit thief from the Shire, is the only being in living memory to have escaped Erebor's dungeons alive. While he wants nothing more than to be able to make his way home, his plans are fouled when he accidentally crosses paths with a mysterious battle-scarred warrior and his peculiar blue-eyed raven. To make matters worse, he's being plagued by strange dreams involving a terrifying black wolf and the beautiful Dwarf who cares for it.
Things soon get complicated, and Bilbo, Thorin, and Dwalin soon find that things are never as simple as they seem, and that home as a concept is thoroughly what you make of it.
[The Dwagginshield medium-burn Ladyhawke (1985) AU that absolutely nobody asked for, but here you go]
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God's Gonna Cut You Down by knife_em0ji (darth_grips), knife_em0ji
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
07 Aug 2020
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Bilbo Baggins, a forty year old hacker-slash-bookshop proprietor, found some measure of relief when he found his way back to his parents' estate in the countryside in the wake of a sudden sweeping viral apocalypse. However, in Bag End he finds only ghosts, and he soon realizes that relief is a far cry from fulfillment or closure. Enter a surprise visit from his mother's attorney and his ragtag group of foreigners led by an honest-to-God king (who may or may not be exactly Bilbo's type). According to Gandalf, they may somehow have the solution to Europe's current pesky zombie problem. For his and the world's sake, Bilbo can only hope.
[A fairly epic length modern AU retelling of the Hobbit as the worst road trip in history, featuring motorcycles, slow-burn romance, and zombies. Yeah, I know.]
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- Part 1 of God's Gonna Cut You Down
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The Humours of Whiskey by knife_em0ji (darth_grips), knife_em0ji
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
24 Sep 2019
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Well, this might as well happen, Bilbo thought fuzzily, the whiskey starting to sit warmly in the base of his stomach. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.
[Extremely Non-Canonical outtake fic for my epic length slow burn Bagginshield fic, God's Gonna Cut You Down, because I like having fun. Takes place after Dwalin has the fight with Thorin, and Bilbo finds him sulking in the attic. They still have their nice conversation, but then Dwalin slightly misinterprets a signal and things get heated. Bilbo, lonely, emotional, and embarrassingly horny, accepts whatever comfort he can get, especially if it's from a good-looking friend whom he trusts with his life. Pretty self contained pwp, so you could probably read it on its own.]
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- Part 2 of God's Gonna Cut You Down
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The Mariner by knife_em0ji (darth_grips), knife_em0ji
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
14 Sep 2019
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Jotaro Kujo, unlikely father and Ph.D. candidate, contemplates his life, his career, and weed - but mostly he just thinks about his wife. Set in Morioh, during the Red Hot Chili Peppers arc.
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God's Gonna Cut You Down by knife_em0ji (darth_grips), knife_em0ji
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
14 Nov 2021
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