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when we have sufficiently tortured each other by dashwood
Fandoms: La casa de papel | Money Heist (TV)
11 Sep 2025
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The Professor ships Tokyo off with Berlín after the Mint heist. It's a wonder they don't kill each other in the first 24 hours.
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“Are you being obnoxious on purpose? You were much more agreeable at the bar.”
Martín rolled his eyes.
“That’s because I had a drink, at the bar. You could offer me a nightcap – if you want me to be more agreeable.” He stretched out the word, let it linger on his tongue. Turned it into something salacious.
Latest chapter: Andrés isn't Martín's typical one-night stand.
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folie à deux by dashwood
Fandoms: La casa de papel | Money Heist (TV), La casa de papel: Berlín | Money Heist: Berlín (TV 2023)
07 Apr 2025
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Berrote wasn’t just some guy they were going to rob silly. He was someone who, in a different life, could have been a friend to Andrés. A business partner. A trusted companion and confidant.
Or: Berlín (2023) rewrite with Martín as Camille.
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College AU; Jason tries to break into his professor's apartment and finds himself going toe to toe with the cat sitter. And his emotional support crowbar.
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the mysterious affair of women's styles by dashwood
Fandoms: La casa de papel | Money Heist (TV)
16 Jan 2024
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Andrés has always appreciated women's lingerie. It's like unwrapping a gift. Slow and gentle, a pleasure unraveled.
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- Part 5 of Faculty AU
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swimming with the sharks (until we drown) by veterveter
Fandoms: La casa de papel | Money Heist (TV)
17 Sep 2022
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It's great sex, though. That's the one good thing about it, because Martín can fixate on the sex and not have to consider how this arrangement could, in theory, become a problem some day.
(Surely not. He's got everything under control.)
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17 Sep 2022
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this is the oddest of summers by veterveter for dashwood
Fandoms: La casa de papel | Money Heist (TV)
22 Aug 2022
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Martín regarded him, found himself smiling. He loved Andrés so much it was at times hard to define himself any other way. And he knew that Andrés loved him too, so much he'd ruin lives for Martín without a second thought, let alone a permission.
If Martín could have one wish, it'd be that this could be enough. That neither of them never needed anyone else, that it could be eternally summer and they could stay right here and never leave.
(This isn't the summer Martín had planned for himself.)
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- Part 2 of 'cause you were mine for the summer
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23 Aug 2022
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the only thing that's ever stopping me is me by veterveter for la_puta_ama (trap_god)
Fandoms: La casa de papel | Money Heist (TV)
04 Aug 2022
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"Why did you ask me to fake date you?" Martín asked after pulling back, stirring his coffee with a fork, "I mean, why me, specifically?" It was highly possible that this question had been rattling around in his mind while he brewed the coffee, poured it, stirred it. Perhaps it had matured over the course of multiple coffees, because he seemed to place a great deal of importance on it.
In which Andrés needs a fake relationship for the summer break to show everyone he's over his ex-fiancée. Why that should be Martín - well that's just obvious, isn't it?
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- Part 1 of 'cause you were mine for the summer
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04 Aug 2022
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Some days, with him, Andrés almost forgets. That their relationship is a very special one. That money is being exchanged, if not for favors, then for his companionship. Through Martín's eyes when he looks at him, Andrés is so much more than the services he provides.
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OR: Berlermo Sugar Daddy AU
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16 Dec 2021
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the worst found family ever by staubfingers
Fandoms: La casa de papel | Money Heist (TV)
07 Jun 2020
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When Raquel goes to Palawan it's not just Sergio she finds there. Chaos ensues.
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03 Dec 2021