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Hannibal Lecter....the rabbit



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    An unfortunate encounter with Ivankov results in Buggy accidentally being turned into a female version of himself.

    No, scratch that– a very sexy female version of himself that his crew worships! Even though he never asked for this turn of events, he doesn't terribly mind all the extra attention and admiration his new body gets him, deciding to take full advantage of it until he's eventually turned back.

    Naturally, Shanks has to show up and ruin everything.

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    09 Aug 2025

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    Deeply heartfelt, happy ending (for everyone), Shanks' crew as dedicated wingmen (RIP to everyone in Hostage Situations after this) but also got some delicious angst about needing an excuse to let yourself have the man you want more than anything

    help i've fallen into Down2Clown territory featuring a ginger loser and it shows no signs of giving up on me

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    “What a gentleman, do you carry all the ladies' bags, or am I just lucky?” Soap asked, leaning against the driver’s side door before stretching. Ghost saw him try to cover the flinch when his bad arm made it halfway up his body. Must be pretty tender by now, in between crawling through dirty city streets and getting it packed with bandages dirty enough to make any medical professional cringe, he would be lucky if it didn't get infected.

    “Can’t have you straining yourself any more than needed, likely to bleed out on the bloody floor if you tear any more stitches out.”

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    21 Nov 2022

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    VERY soft, very cute, even war criminals need cuddles

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    Bond’s fingers undo the first three buttons on his collar, and then he’s pushing it aside, and Q can’t help the sharp intake of breath when he sees what lies underneath the fabric. There’s bruising there, fresh and still forming, red and violet against the agent’s pale skin. Q can see the outlines of individual fingers curling around the side of his neck, far too clear and deliberate to be the result of a fight. Clarity tastes sour in the back of Q’s throat as he realizes, exactly, what Bond meant when he rasped out tried.


    The double-oh agents are Q's. The rest of MI6 would do well to remember that.

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    15 Nov 2021

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    For her birthday, Eve invited all of her friends from MI6 and informed them that this was going to be a 'normal' birthday party: meaning cake, presents, as well as alcohol... and creative drinking games. Q isn't entirely sure what he thinks about all of these rules, especially the one that says: 'If you use a person's first name or a common nickname, you have to lie with your head in their lap until someone else breaks the rule.'

    But Q lifts his glass and agrees to the party rules anyway, because it's Eve's birthday. Let the shenanigans begin!

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    02 Nov 2021

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    Drunken MI6 squad shenanigans, special shoutout to Alec for achievements in Fucking Around and Finding Out. RIP lady from accounting I hope you get to keep Bond's henley as recompense for getting rekt on the rules. Eve Moneypenny is an evil genius.

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    COMPLETE! Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic Quartermaster.

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    "Your prior hotel is no longer secure, I will direct you to a new location. Your luggage has already been transferred. A field agent and medic from the Diréction Générale de la Sécurité d'État will be waiting at the side entrance. I have cleared them both personally." In contrast to his crisp dry English, Q's pronunciation of the French words was fluid and flawless, the throaty tone of the fricatives sending a surprising jolt of awareness straight to Bond's cock — all the more remarkable given his degree of blood loss.

    "You're wasted on Q-branch, you have the voice for a phone-sex call-in line." The words slipped out of Bond's mouth without forethought, although he had plenty of time to think in the sudden pause that came afterward and stretched on for endless moments. Bond hadn't realized until now how Q was always there, with an immediate reply. In all their banter Q had never before been at a loss for words. Ever.

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    20 Sep 2021

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    Bond is very intent on figuring out the Quartermaster, who's far more interesting than just a nerd with a dorky tea mug and won't shy away from a 00. Q would just like it if people would stop touching him, which is so very much a mood.