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only rumours about my hips and thighs by allmightskitten
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
27 May 2024
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An unfortunate encounter with Ivankov results in Buggy accidentally being turned into a female version of himself.
No, scratch that– a very sexy female version of himself that his crew worships! Even though he never asked for this turn of events, he doesn't terribly mind all the extra attention and admiration his new body gets him, deciding to take full advantage of it until he's eventually turned back.
Naturally, Shanks has to show up and ruin everything.
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Bookmarked by deadicateddeath
09 Aug 2025
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Deeply heartfelt, happy ending (for everyone), Shanks' crew as dedicated wingmen (RIP to everyone in Hostage Situations after this) but also got some delicious angst about needing an excuse to let yourself have the man you want more than anything
help i've fallen into Down2Clown territory featuring a ginger loser and it shows no signs of giving up on me
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You'd Be the Mercy Under My Cruelty by ajax_in_agony
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
22 Nov 2022
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“What a gentleman, do you carry all the ladies' bags, or am I just lucky?” Soap asked, leaning against the driver’s side door before stretching. Ghost saw him try to cover the flinch when his bad arm made it halfway up his body. Must be pretty tender by now, in between crawling through dirty city streets and getting it packed with bandages dirty enough to make any medical professional cringe, he would be lucky if it didn't get infected.
“Can’t have you straining yourself any more than needed, likely to bleed out on the bloody floor if you tear any more stitches out.”
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21 Nov 2022
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VERY soft, very cute, even war criminals need cuddles
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Inevitably Archaic by romanticallyinept
Fandoms: James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies)
22 Aug 2021
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Bond’s fingers undo the first three buttons on his collar, and then he’s pushing it aside, and Q can’t help the sharp intake of breath when he sees what lies underneath the fabric. There’s bruising there, fresh and still forming, red and violet against the agent’s pale skin. Q can see the outlines of individual fingers curling around the side of his neck, far too clear and deliberate to be the result of a fight. Clarity tastes sour in the back of Q’s throat as he realizes, exactly, what Bond meant when he rasped out tried.
The double-oh agents are Q's. The rest of MI6 would do well to remember that.
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- Part 1 of take the pain (then swallow it for me)
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15 Nov 2021
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For her birthday, Eve invited all of her friends from MI6 and informed them that this was going to be a 'normal' birthday party: meaning cake, presents, as well as alcohol... and creative drinking games. Q isn't entirely sure what he thinks about all of these rules, especially the one that says: 'If you use a person's first name or a common nickname, you have to lie with your head in their lap until someone else breaks the rule.'
But Q lifts his glass and agrees to the party rules anyway, because it's Eve's birthday. Let the shenanigans begin!
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Bookmarked by deadicateddeath
02 Nov 2021
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Drunken MI6 squad shenanigans, special shoutout to Alec for achievements in Fucking Around and Finding Out. RIP lady from accounting I hope you get to keep Bond's henley as recompense for getting rekt on the rules. Eve Moneypenny is an evil genius.
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Quriosity by dr_girlfriend
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies)
01 Dec 2013
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COMPLETE! Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic Quartermaster.
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"Your prior hotel is no longer secure, I will direct you to a new location. Your luggage has already been transferred. A field agent and medic from the Diréction Générale de la Sécurité d'État will be waiting at the side entrance. I have cleared them both personally." In contrast to his crisp dry English, Q's pronunciation of the French words was fluid and flawless, the throaty tone of the fricatives sending a surprising jolt of awareness straight to Bond's cock — all the more remarkable given his degree of blood loss.
"You're wasted on Q-branch, you have the voice for a phone-sex call-in line." The words slipped out of Bond's mouth without forethought, although he had plenty of time to think in the sudden pause that came afterward and stretched on for endless moments. Bond hadn't realized until now how Q was always there, with an immediate reply. In all their banter Q had never before been at a loss for words. Ever.
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- Part 1 of Quriosity Verse
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Bookmarked by deadicateddeath
20 Sep 2021
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Bond is very intent on figuring out the Quartermaster, who's far more interesting than just a nerd with a dorky tea mug and won't shy away from a 00. Q would just like it if people would stop touching him, which is so very much a mood.
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"Be cool, Dad, we've decided to con Grandma."
(Or, the one where the Stilinski men drag Derek to Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma's and she gets the
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Bookmarked by deadicateddeath
04 Apr 2021
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#6 on "immediately regretting asking a question" we have Stiles' grandma:
“What’s wrong with spending Thanksgiving with your own family, young man?” asks Grandma Novak, and Stiles closes his eyes and waits for the earth to open up and swallow him.
“They’re… dead?” Derek says, like a question. -
Pivot by pressedinthepages for deadicateddeath
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
30 Dec 2020
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Ciri lends a hand.
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- Part 4 of Uncle!Eskel
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the undiscovered country by indigostohelit
Fandoms: Hamlet - Shakespeare, SHAKESPEARE William - Works
01 May 2014
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It's 1959, and the mayor of Chicago is dead.
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Bookmarked by deadicateddeath
24 Dec 2020
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i've read this like at least three times
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“Stiles. You’re the love of my life. But if you touch this cake before the party, I. Will. Kill. You.”
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Bookmarked by deadicateddeath
15 May 2020
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“So?” Scott says.
“So?” Stiles sputters, kicking his shoes into the corner and locking the front door behind him. He’d whipped out his phone the second he’d pulled up to the house, and miracle among miracles, Scott actually answered. Of course, he’s not so pleased about that now. “My dad thinks Derek and I are dating, Scott. Did you miss that part?”
The asshole actually has the audacity to laugh. As if this is somehow hilarious to him. Worst best friend ever. “No, I didn’t.”
“This is not funny, Scott.”
“Yeah, it actually kind of is, though.”
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Bookmarked by deadicateddeath
24 Jul 2019
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it's cute and funny and adorable 100000/10 dumbasses in love
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Stiles must surrender the most important thing in his life to protect the town… and no one can figure out what it was.
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by deadicateddeath
23 Jul 2019
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OW MY HEART AND ALSO OW MY SOUL but it has a good ending so we can SURVIVE THIS PAIN
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“Holy shit, this is a date!” he blurted out, turning back to Derek wide-eyed. “This is a date! You intended for this to be a date, this was supposed to be a date!” He figured if he said it enough times, maybe he would believe it, but so far, no dice.
Derek was scowling again—seriously, did he want wrinkles?—but he just reached into one of the bags and pulled out a burger, checking what was written on the foil in sharpie before handing it over to Stiles.
“Of course it’s a date, what did you think this was?”
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Bookmarked by deadicateddeath
11 Feb 2019
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Extremely cute sweet Sterek with lots of Cora and Derek's so awkward but so kind and genuine and loving and it's so good.
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“Beacon County Sheriff's Department, this is deputy Mahealani speaking.”“Oh thank god!”
“Stiles?”
“I, uh, I need some advice.”
“Advice?”
“Yeah. So, hypothetically, say you met your boyfriend’s mother and sister for the first time ever. Completely by accident. In the grocery store. And they convinced you to help them make a dinner to surprise aforementioned boyfriend when he got home after work. What would you do?”
Danny paused, and then, “Stiles, you don’t have a boyfriend.”
“That’s not the point! And I said hypothetically.”
“Stiles...what are you doing right now?”
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Stiles never imagined he’d be in Derek’s kitchen cooking a surprise dinner with Derek’s family while they waited for Derek to get home from work.
Partly because their visit was a complete surprise.
But mostly because Stiles didn’t have a boyfriend.
Or even know who Derek was.
But he’d already come this far and Papa didn’t raise no quitter!
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29 Jan 2019
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA so cute. Everything is good and nothing hurts. Except for Derek's pride. <333333
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Stiles has a weird reaction to his anesthesia after surgery. He wakes up with temporary amnesia. The resulting video gets 1 million hits on YouTube in 6 hours. (Beyoncé can suck it.)
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Show Me The Way Back Home Baby by stilinskisparkles for darthjuno
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
21 Oct 2012
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In which Lydia and Jackson produce the world's cutest baby, and the pack goes crazy-- the good kind of crazy. Except for Derek, who is afraid of tiny cute babies and Stiles who plans to be the best Uncle ever. Even if Danny called dibs on Godfather.
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15 May 2018
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Genevieve Martin-Whittemore is a perfect little lady, Derek is a shockingly magical baby whisperer once he conquers his paralyzing phobia of them, Stiles is pack mom, everyone lives at the Hale House, and it's just NICE. GOOD THINGS.
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“Dude, you should totally come with me.”
“What? Like on the road trip?"
“No, come with me. To Austin. Get out of Beacon Hills.”
Derek paused. “What?” he asked again.
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- English
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- 10/10
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10 May 2018
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Derek and Stiles move to Austin Texas for a fresh start in life. They alternate who cooks. Stiles goes to therapy, then Derek goes. They adopt a dog. Hug Therapy is not a thing but Stiles will make it happen. Despite Derek's difficulties, he attempts to communicate. They are both very good boys and deserve the world.
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Strike Softly (Away From The Body) by qhuinn (tekla) for Artylicious94
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
10 Jan 2013
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Derek is a bodyguard and Stiles his spoiled, resistant client.
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- English
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Bookmarked by deadicateddeath
26 Apr 2018
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Because I've
had
the time of my liiiife
AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Derek tries to not be Big Gay for the apex Brat Twink Stiles, and fails miserably, and Jackson is very uncomfortable
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26 Apr 2015
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JUST HURT. NO COMFORT. THERE IS ONLY PAIN AND MISERY AND SADNESS BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY. GOD DAMN.
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Eggsy isn’t surprised by the fact that the Kingsman appear to be nearly all alphas.
Eggsy is an omega, then he’s a Kingsman, and no two heats are alike.
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25 Apr 2015
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ABO done DAMN RIGHT
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Tumblr prompt: Can you do a Hartwin where Eggsy had a bad day and comes home and demands that Harry fuck him senseless, and then afterwards they talk about it?
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25 Apr 2015
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NSFW as hell, but with a point. Yay.