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    “—and I know that there’s Becca and Tanner and Millie to consider, but I was wondering if you maybe wanted to move in? Together? With me?”

    Mel blinks. He certainly doesn’t look like he’s having a stroke.

    “Frank, why would we move in together?”

    “I thought it might be nice,” he shrugs here, acting nonchalant even though Mel can see the tension in his jaw. “To take that next step in our relationship.”

    “Frank, what are you talking about? We’re not in a relationship?”

    At this, Frank’s frown deepens before widening into a frustrated half smile. “Uh, yes we are? We’ve been dating for nine months?”

    What.

     

    Or, Frank thinks Mel doesn’t do physical touch.
    Or, Mel doesn’t realize they’ve been dating for nine months.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Imagine being so autistic that you spend the better part of a year pining for your own boyfriend because you don’t realize you’re dating. God, I love fan fiction.

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    “Mel.” Frank sounds tense and serious. She doesn’t like when he’s tense and serious, especially not when she thinks that it might be because of her - why else would he not reply to her picture? “What are we doing?”

    “We’re - we’re trading pictures, Frank, like we said we would -”

    “Yeah, I know, but… are you seriously gonna tell me that you’re not sending ones where you look hot on purpose?”

    The air leaves her lungs in a large, violent breath. She feels like she’s been caught with her hand in the cookie jar. Or like she’s been caught leaving secret, encoded messages on a post-it note inside the lid of the cookie jar without telling anyone the post-it note or even the cookie jar itself is there. She wanted to take cute pictures to send to him this week in the hopes that he would like them, but she didn’t know that he noticed how hard she was working for it, didn’t realize that he realized - oh, God, is her new push-up bra that obvious?

    “I’m not - I didn’t - um -”

    “Are you alone right now?”

    “Yeah, I’m alone.”

    Frank sighs on the other end of the line, and she waits patiently for it all to come crashing down.

    “What are you wearing?”

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    13 Apr 2026

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    FRANK LANGON IS A DESPERATE LOSER FIENDING FOR A FLASH OF MEL KING’S ANKLE‼️

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    The rebellion of Zaun against Piltover-Noxus had failed. Queen Ambessa demanded reassurance that they would not try again. Forcing the oldest daughter of the main rebel leader to marry her son, Prince Caine, seemed like a sure way to get that assurance.

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    10 Mar 2025

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    Caitlyn watches porn at work. Her thesis advisor has approved a list of search terms:

    “Sleepover” for videos of group experimentation.

    “While boyfriend watches” for porn filmed by men.

    “Strap” for the more hardcore stuff.

    “Cunnilingus” for those who bother with proper names, and “pussy eating” for those who don’t.

    When new videos pop up, Caitlyn scrubs through them on two-times speed. Massages end happily, cunnilingus gets cut short for penis-in-vagina penetration. Nothing she hasn’t seen before. She sighs and clicks the back arrow.

    For the past year of her research, typing in “butch” has been like fishing in a puddle, but Caitlyn tries it anyway.

    The page loads. She’s surprised by a video she hasn’t seen at the top of her screen: “PINK-HAIRED ANDRO BUTCH DYKE TAKES 9 INCHES, COMES HARD.”

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    16 Feb 2025

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    The concept of this alone is SO big brain and the execution??? Literally reeling. SO GOOD.

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    Vi was surprised, nay, absolutely fucking floored when Caitlyn looked her in the eye and offered, “If you strike out one night, you can just use me as a backup. I won’t tell.”

     

    Vi blinked at Caitlyn, the words ringing in her ears as she shook her head, clearly hearing things. “You mean like, to fake a hookup? I don’t think they’ll fall for that.”

     

    Caitlyn frowned, taking a sip of her coffee. “Why would we fake it?”

    Ekko challenges Vi to completing a perfect week, in which she has to sleep with the first woman she flirts with every night for a week straight. Cait offers to help her out if things go south. (Things go south.)

    Or, a 5 + 1 fic in which Cait gets jealous five times, and then turns the tables to make Vi jealous once.

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    17 Jan 2025

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    Sleeping with the best friend you’re in love with every night for a week straight and convincing yourself it’s platonic is exactly the kind of limited brain cell behavior I love reading about.