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    Seriously, Universe? Really? by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    28 Jul 2024

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    Stan Marsh knows these four facts to be true:

    1. Being able to control water is NOT normal.
    2. Starting to work for Eric Cartman, the most wanted crime boss in Colorado, was a huge, huge mistake.
    3. Watching his buddy Kenny McCormick ridiculously perish and then come back from the dead is fucking cursed weirdly enough, not the craziest thing that happened to him this month.
    4. Detective Kyle Broflovski is the most annoying smartass he has ever crossed ways with. But for some reason,
    Stan wants him to be HIS smartass, and no one else’s.

    The more time passes, the more Stan notices that their fates are oddly intertwined – in a messed up, complicated way. And no matter how hard he tries, there is no escaping it.

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