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  1. Summary

    Stories from elsewhere around the Runeterra Hockey League.

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    Rumi accidentally walks in on Mira and Zoey.

    The worst part?

    They might have liked it.

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    02 Oct 2025

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    While she has been teaching Vi the Gmaj7 chord, she has been contemplating how her breath tastes. How shocked and wide her eyes would go if Caitlyn laid just the softest touch on her jaw. What her gasp would sound like if Caitlyn whispered against her earlobe. How those rock hard shoulders would drop defenselessly –

    “I can manage,” she says instead.

     

    Vi is a solo music artist who is having a hard time getting traction. Caitlyn’s successful band is on the verge of breaking out of their local music scene. When Caitlyn’s band needs a new guitarist and Vi auditions, they both get more than they bargained for.

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    Sad indie guitar boy Vi aches to fall in love. Slutty femme top art rock phenom Caitlyn Womanizer Kiramman has promised her band she won't sleep with her new guitarist. But she's not sure how long she can hold out.

    Indie/alt/underground/punk rock AU

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    09 Jun 2025

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    Working as a stripper in Zaun is not where Caitlyn thought she'd end up, but after her whole life imploded a year ago, she's happy to be employed at all. Meanwhile, Vi has gotten herself mixed up with a particularly bad crime lord who's not letting her loose until she does one last job for him.

    Conveniently, the estranged daughter of the topsiders that Vi's targeting this time happens to work at her local strip club.

    Aka: I wanted to write Caitlyn as a stripper and somehow I wrote a heist fic.

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    20 Feb 2025

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    A beat thuds from the stereo, so heavy it rattles the coins in the well of the passenger door. The crease deepens in Vi’s cheek until the smile breaks through, and when they’re back on the highway with the wind thundering through the open windows, sun on her skin and her hair cutting across her vision so that Vi comes to her in flashes of white teeth and black glasses, in arms shifting to the sixth gear, her voice full and loose as she sings, Caitlyn stops herself from closing her eyes around the moment because she can already see herself years from now running her thumb over this one like a worn photo from a wallet and she doesn’t want to be there yet, in the future where all of this is behind her — she wants to be here, now and in it, in the possibility that it could go on forever. Like asphalt, like sun.

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    Oklahoma, 1996. Vi's a storm chaser, and Caitlyn's just along for the ride.

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    20 Feb 2025

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    Caitlyn watches porn at work. Her thesis advisor has approved a list of search terms:

    “Sleepover” for videos of group experimentation.

    “While boyfriend watches” for porn filmed by men.

    “Strap” for the more hardcore stuff.

    “Cunnilingus” for those who bother with proper names, and “pussy eating” for those who don’t.

    When new videos pop up, Caitlyn scrubs through them on two-times speed. Massages end happily, cunnilingus gets cut short for penis-in-vagina penetration. Nothing she hasn’t seen before. She sighs and clicks the back arrow.

    For the past year of her research, typing in “butch” has been like fishing in a puddle, but Caitlyn tries it anyway.

    The page loads. She’s surprised by a video she hasn’t seen at the top of her screen: “PINK-HAIRED ANDRO BUTCH DYKE TAKES 9 INCHES, COMES HARD.”

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    11 Feb 2025