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Harcourt doesn't like sex at all, with anyone. But she does like Chris. Luckily, there's someone else who can handle his sexual needs. Why wouldn't Adrian be down for bonding with his BFF?
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Goffredo takes communion from the Holy Father.
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Flowers for Mary by distantattraction
Fandoms: Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris
11 Jun 2025
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Tedesco persuades Bellini to set aside his worries for an evening of pleasure.
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Roy chases a ghost.
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Roy Earle. 1914-1934.
Before he was a dirty cop, Roy was the kind of young man that everyone wanted to take to bed. He catches the eye of a teacher, a sorority girl, and a starlet. He trades his childhood of poverty for an easy life as the actress’ kept man, becoming a staple at parties filled with sex, drugs, and debauchery.
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- Part 1 of L.A. Noire Biographies
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Roy Earle. 1936 to 1956. From his first day as a detective to his last, and beyond.
Roy Earle is a man who takes what he wants, but he’s also a man who does what needs to be done. His rise through various LAPD departments takes him from the dull corners of Central Station to the glamour of the Hollywood Division, with a number of detours to the gay bars of West Hollywood.
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- Part 2 of L.A. Noire Biographies
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Roy takes Stefan out for drinks. Stefan hates it a little less than he expects to.
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“Shouldn’t you stop me?” Bud asks, his voice low but not quite a growl. Not for Ed, not like this.
“I don’t know how,” Ed says, a challenge in his eyes and a smile on his lips. It comes back to Bud immediately—a little bit of good cop, bad cop. He smiles back. Then he kisses Ed again.
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- Part 2 of The Sexual Education of Edmund J. Exley
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Cole gets revenge against Johnny Stompanato.
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- Part 2 of Obedience Training
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Cole and his family run into Roy on a day off. Cole does not appreciate this encounter in any way.
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Roy gives it to Cole the way Cole always wanted to get it from Jack.
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Johnny Stompanato puts Roy in his place. Mickey Cohen makes Cole watch.
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- Part 1 of Obedience Training
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“It wasn't an accusation,” Ed replies. His voice is infuriatingly calm. “Just a question.”
“You're asking me if I'm a homo. Sounds like an accusation to me.”
“Well, if you're not queer, how am I supposed to ask you how to suck cock?”
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- Part 1 of The Sexual Education of Edmund J. Exley
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“Is that reefer?” Cole asks.
“Sure is,” Roy answers cheerily. “I’m going to roll us a joint, and you’re going to smoke with me.”
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“Wouldn’t it be nice,” Roy says, no longer teasing, “to just let go for once? To let someone else take control? To get what you really deserve?”
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Cole lets Roy have what he wants.
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Kisa pops the question.
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Yukina and Kisa have a conversation about Yukina's sexuality.
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Five Times the Animatronic Fox on Splash Mountain Told Me He Was Going to Marry My Dad, and One Time He Actually Did by distantattraction
Fandoms: ClickHole (Website)
02 Nov 2023
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My family’s Disney World vacation was going really well. We hit all of the major attractions that mattered, which were all of the ones with a big drop: Space Mountain, Pirates of the Caribbean, the Hall of Presidents, and Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. But I was really looking forward to the late afternoon, when we had been baking in the Florida heat long enough that I could finally justify leaving the rest of the group to ride Splash Mountain until the sun went down. It’s my favorite part of any family vacation. I expected to see the animatronic fox, but I didn’t expect him to address me by name and tell me he was going to marry my dad. I certainly didn’t expect him to do it five times.
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It's Bad to Be Caught Between a Rock and a Hard Place, and It's Worse to Be the Rock Hard Place by distantattraction
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
27 Oct 2023
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Gintoki gets hit by an Amanto aphrodisiac. Hijikata helps him with the symptoms.
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- Part 6 of Asexual Hijikata
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The Person in Charge Always Has a Lot on Their Plate by distantattraction
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
25 Oct 2023
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Hijikata sells a night of himself for a shiny new Shinsengumi budget. When he goes to see Gintoki again, he finds that it affected him more than he thought it would.
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- Part 5 of Asexual Hijikata