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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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There are more important things to dedicate his time to than mending a girl’s broken spirit, but Hermione Granger is no longer just any girl. She carries a piece of his soul. She belongs to Tom.
What if Tom and Hermione attended Hogwarts at the same time?
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Hermione and Draco share a spliff. Stoned flirting and banter, oh my.
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This story is set twenty-three years after the fall of Voldemort. Our main characters are Ministry employees, middle-aged, and the majority of them not very happy.
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Bookmarked by domitisade
28 Dec 2025
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otima caracterização da hermione e aborda o processo de termino dela muito bem, emotional infidelity not tagged tho
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When he leans in and kisses her, it’s with a ferocity that she loves. It’s what she’s always loved about him—how he takes, without apology. The benefit of their relationship is that they know what they are to each other, and in muggle bars and dark flats, they can own their darkest and deepest needs. It’s delicious and she knows it is terrible, but she can’t fucking stop.

