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Naruto



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    Kakashi had heard people complain about 'routine', calling it humdrum and boring. For Kakashi, routine meant that nobody was actively trying to kill him and there were no missions that day. Routine was good.

    An implausible green and orange streak vaulted over the iron fence and darted off a cherry tree, causing a dramatic shower of petals around him as he hit the ground. Gai, showing up for his regular challenge. Yup, still routine...Until Gai told him what he was challenging Kakashi at this time.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    They're professors. They're married. Their students don't realise. Cue shenanigans.

    Multiple short arcs with one-shots (and often pauses) between them. Characters continue from one arc to the next.

    Any ambiguity between being human and being occult/ethereal is entirely deliberate.

     

    Note: The author is not affiliated with Neil Gaiman and denounces his activities (see Vulture article)

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    27 Oct 2023

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    Yamada Hizashi has never been very good at first impressions.

    (Or: In which Aizawa mistakes his new neighbor for a stripper.)

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    12 Aug 2021

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    Aizawa Shōta has a boyfriend who's studying abroad in Canada. No, really.

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    19 Aug 2021

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    “Hey, kitty. Did you sneak in here from someone else’s balcony?” the man – Hizashi, apparently – asks, shifting to scratch Shōta under the chin. “Or are you secretly some all-powerful immortal being who teleported here from ancient times?”

    Shōta meows, and finally nudges Hizashi’s hand away, putting a stop to the petting.

    “I thought so,” Hizashi replies, a smile tugging at the corners of his lips.

    (Or: witch!Aizawa likes hanging out on siren!Hizashi's balcony - in cat form.)

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    20 Aug 2021