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It was the color that had caught Lance’s attention, a shade of bright red that made him immediately think of Keith. Then he’d actually realized the size of that thing, eyes bugging out of his head, and bought it without hesitation.
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It was Lance's first weekend off from his summer job at the beach restaurant, so why the hell, instead of riding the waves, was he spending it stuck in the middle of the woods?
“You’re walking way too fast again, wait up!”
Keith stopped his long strides and glanced behind him. “Hurry up or we’ll never reach the camping grounds before the sunset."
(Or, Lance is impressed by Keith's skills, and surprisingly willing to fall for his charms.)
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Lance thinks stealing Keith's underwear is definitely his best prank so far. It's also the one that gets him in deep trouble.
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Victor wants to buy Yuuri a car for his birthday. Yuuri wants to get passed around and fucked by strangers while Victor watches. They compromise.
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- Part 2 of Truly, Madly
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Victor was kneeling on his feet now, taking a hold of Yuuri’s hand and kissing it. “I never meant to cause you distress, my love. Will you please forgive me?”
“Don’t move. Just… Sit here. And don’t talk,” Yuuri ordered, trying not to panic. He could do this, there had to be an antidote or a hex for unwanted suitors, anything to stop Victor from groveling at his feet and looking like a lovestruck fool which, technically, he was.
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They just can't keep their hands off each other, can they?
Self-indulgent Victuuri smut dump
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Yuuri, given to periodic bouts of paranoia, would often wonder if Viktor is, in fact, a Russian drug lord on the loose, seeking refuge in a nondescript town in America. This would explain a manner of things: his evasiveness whenever probed about his job; the way he’d unpredictably throw out incisive, thoughtful commentary about the morning news over breakfast; his expensive tastes in shirts, watches, and wallets alike; why he’d want to stay here with Yuuri, of all places, when the contents his wardrobe alone could probably afford him a year-long stay at any condominium of his choice in the trendiest part of town.
And then he goes on to discover that Viktor actually has a premium account on club penguin, and that his five penguins are named Peanut Wigglebutt, Luke skyhopper, Zing Zing, Otto Von Longdong, and Mooshoo Vegetable, and beats the idea to death in his head.
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12 Jul 2020
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The only type of dating geologists are good at is radioactive carbon-dating. The rest goes completely over their heads.
(Viktor and Yuuri are geology professors leading a field course in Western Australia. Chaos ensues.)
Alfred shifts awkwardly. Looks at Viktor and Yuuri, and asks, “So, uh. Are you guys dating?”
Yuuri greatly misunderstands, and Viktor panics.
Of course we are, Yuuri says. Rather critically, he thinks to himself: why else would he be here, in the scorching, godforsaken heat, surrounded by a hundred kilos of rock, if not for the purpose of radiometric dating?
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08 Jul 2020
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Damen visits the DeVere bookstore almost every morning before work, sometimes to browse but mostly just to chat with the friendly proprietor Auguste. But when Auguste goes on vacation for a few weeks and his younger brother Laurent takes over, Damen finds a new reason to start visiting more often.
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04 Jun 2020
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Naruhoudo Ryuuichi is the merchant son of a tea salesman, ostracized due to his blue eyes. Mitsurugi Reiji, a samurai, comes to shop the wares. Edo period, so hakama, swords, tatami, and bushido abound.
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01 May 2020
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A Night You'll Never Regret by MaudMoon (Idle_Wanderings)
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
27 Mar 2019
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After learning about a clerical error on their wedding certificate, Maggey and Gumshoe decide to go all out and invite their friends and family to a vow renewal ceremony in Las Vegas. Edgeworth, spurred on by his sister's
threatsencouragements, decides to use the trip as an opportunity to express feelings he's been holding onto for years.However when Edgeworth, Larry, and Phoenix wake up the morning after Gumshoe's bachelor party, it doesn't take them long to realize things didn't go as planned: Edgeworth's cards have been declined, Larry has been mysteriously injured, and Phoenix wakes up wearing a wedding ring. And, to top it all off, Gumshoe is missing. They'll need to rush against time to find Gumshoe before his wedding, and to do that they'll need to figure out what the hell exactly happened last night.
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27 Apr 2020