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Zoey and Mira walk into a bar…
Bartender Rumi comes face to face with her favorite adult actors. I mean, she meets them. I mean-
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Not that she had applied for a transfer purely to increase her chances of getting laid, but her time at private university had been pretty stifling in more than a couple of ways. Between not being able to study what she wanted (fashion design and marketing) and her old roommate (homophobic), Mira had found her best option was to piss off her parents (nothing new) and enroll elsewhere for her second year.
In any case, she had just spent all night at the orientation mixer hitting on a girl who turned out to be straight, and now she’s in bed, alone, still a little buzzed from the free beer, convinced that everyone on campus is getting laid tonight except for her.
So. Laptop out, headphones on out of habit, Mira tipsily browses for some porn.
pathetic lonely lovergirl Mira spends several months watching two faceless strangers on the internet having soft, giggly, intimate sex and becomes utterly smitten. what might happen if she coincidentally became friends with them irl? (threesomes. threesomes is what happens) aka the zoerumi camgirl au
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please dont ask me why, just kiss me this time by loveIace
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
27 Jan 2026
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While dating and committing to someone was something of a mystery to Rumi, she was no means a prude. She had her fair share of kisses and hands on experience in the past. She knew what it was like to put a hand under someone’s shirt, or kiss until the whole room would start to spin. That’s not what intimidated Rumi.
The fact that there were two of them looking to go there with her that made her knees weak and made her question the move.
Rumi goes out to the bar the Friday before starting at a new university. She ends up going home with both hands full.
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“I thought you were going to be my good girl, show Rumi how pretty you are when you listen, but I guess not,” Zoey sighed theatrically. “That’s fine, even a bad kitty can be a good chew toy for me. But bratty chew toys don’t get to have fun in our perfect, cozy nest like good girls do.” She lowered her voice to a quiet rumble, leaning in close to Mira’s face. “Bratty chew toys get scruffed and fucked on the couch out in the open so everyone can see how fucking pathetic and messy they are.”
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the promised chew toy smut
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- Part 2 of cats & dogs
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Getting Some (Higher Standards) by NitrogenSulfurFlourineTungsten
Fandoms: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
06 Feb 2023
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Adora knows they need to talk. They really, really do. She’s not sure what they're doing other than hooking up and it’s probably a good idea to set some boundaries or expectations or a wedding date before they get any deeper into... whatever this is. But it's not such a crime to enjoy what it is while it lasts, is it?
At least she had the foresight to put on one of her cuter sports bras this morning.
Basically, it's just 7k words of two lesbians having the goofiest sex imaginable.
Bookmarked by dragonidiot
24 Jan 2026
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oh my god they make me SICK and hair pulling im gonna die