dreamingofmemo
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After another outburst at work, Julia needs to relax. Thankfully, Liz is very obliging.
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“I need you to sleep in my bed at night.”
He blinked at her, confused.
“You want us to swap rooms?”John was a brilliant, brilliant man. But somehow deeply obtuse at the same time.
“No, I need you to sleep in my bed… with me”
He furrowed his brows. It was as if she could see the cogs turning in his brain.
“You want us to sleep together?” He said cautiously.
“Why don’t we call it ‘sharing a bed’?” She responded quickly. The alternate meaning clearly hadn’t crossed his mind, which was more endearing than it should have been.
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A slow(ish) burn in which Julia crosses a line, and Liz is determined to forget about it.
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Please leave your message after the tone by dreamingofmemo
Fandoms: Motherland (UK TV 2016)
19 Apr 2026
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Set after the fallout of s1ep6. Julia wants to reconcile with Liz but doesn’t know how.
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John has a panic attack. Lucy tries her best to help him through it.
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“So I guess,” he says finally after a period of silence, “I guess what I’m asking is whether you could do something - anything - to make me… to help…” He trails off, hoping the djinn will get the jist and he won’t have to say it out loud.
“Hm. That is a conundrum.” The djinn sighs and adjusts his glasses. “And you know that I can’t change feelings, Nandor, you know I can’t just make you more attracted to her?”
“I know, I know. I just hoped maybe there’d be, I don’t know, a way around it? Get creative?”***
In which Nandor tries to find a way to increase his libido around Marwa, resulting in a less than ideal predicament involving a magically induced painful hard-on that just won't go down and no Marwa around to speak of.
Thank god Guillermo's the helpful sort.
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The Fucking Human’s Fucking Pillow Princess by olly_octopus
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
04 Oct 2021
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“Do you think Guillermo has done something different with his hair recently?”
Nadja squints at him suspiciously. “How the fuck should I know? What are you getting at here?”
“I… I don’t know. Does he seem different to you?”
“Are you trying to fuck the human?”
“Nadja, don’t be so loud—“
“Are you trying to fuck the fucking human?!” Nadja slams the book shut and feverishly leans forwards in her seat. “After depriving poor Lazlo of his sweet sweet virgin flesh-“
“Please do not remind me,”
“-and then not laying a finger on him for ten years, you are now telling me you’re going to fuck his silly human brains out? Are you fucking kidding me?”
Nandor puts his head in his hands. “I… not fuck him, I…” Nadja stares at him.
“You are… wait a fucking fuck…you don’t mean?”***
Nandor’s thoughts on The Slap and its ensuing consequences.
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Like Something Holy by softwinds for walkwithursus
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
18 Jul 2020
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“The hell are you talking about, little Caesar? The Palaiolo-something-guy had nothing on you!” Nandor frowns in disbelief. “He had the worst mustache I have ever seen! Don’t trust the drawings—painters lied, Guillermo, they were very dishonest people back then.”
“What I mean is,” Guillermo turns to him, face looking more serious than before, “I know what I have. I know how I look, and I’m at peace with it. I’ve passed the point where I need constant approval from other people. I’m happy that you want to compliment me, but I won’t pretend to actually believe in that sort of stuff.”
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Prompt: Guillermo fat positive body worship. Nandor ravishing Guillermo and enjoying every moment of it.