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“Right.” The guy clears his throat. “I’m Stiles.”
Derek snorts. “Did she bully you into picking a ridiculous name, too?”
Stiles gives him an indignant look. “It’s my real name actually. Well, not my real name real name,” he amends when Derek raises a judgmental eyebrow. “But trust me, you don’t want to know my legal first name. Over twenty years and my Dad still can’t pronounce it correctly. Hell, I’m not even sure I can pronounce it correctly, it’s a fucking monstrosity. Also, Miguel, you don’t have much room to talk, because I’m pretty sure you’re not actually of Spanish descent.”
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25 Feb 2013
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A spell from the Alpha pack turns everyone into their Halloween costumes. Stiles has bigger problems though, as Derek got hit with a de-aging spell at the same time. Stiles has to juggle a scenting toddler, traumatizing behavior from his horny pack members, a killer Alpha and an ongoing debate over the best baseball team. But in the middle of it, he learns a few secrets about Derek's past and that he's never been the weakest member of the pack. And by the end of the night, it might turn out to be a damn good Halloween after all.
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24 Feb 2013
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24 Feb 2013
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"We're not going to Foamhenge," Derek replies drily.
Stiles makes a pleading sound, peering at Derek, eyes wide.
"It's Stonehenge made out of foam," Derek argues.
"Right," Stiles agrees emphatically. "It's Stonehenge. Made out of foam."Bookmarked by dropsofjupiter
22 Feb 2013
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The first time Stiles notices is when he’s looking for his blue Without Me it’s just Aweso shirt, and he’s kind of frustrated, because Scott got it for his birthday, and Stiles thinks it’s the most accurate thing ever. Maybe it’s still somewhere amongst the pile of dirty clothes; it’s his dad’s turn to do the laundry and he didn’t have time to tend to it yet. Stiles grabs the first shirt that he can get his hands on; it falls loosely around his shoulders, and fits him as well as a tent.
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18 Feb 2013
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In which Stiles is misery, and Derek is company. Or something.
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18 Feb 2013
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Spending his Valentine's Day on a stakeout and coming under threat of death by midnight... these are not Stiles' idea of how a holiday should go. Especially when it's Derek who's caught up in events with him. On the other hand, maybe things will work out all right in the end after all.
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16 Feb 2013
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“Hey, Scott, so, I uh, there’s this amazingly hot guy and I’m uh, gonna spend the weekend with him but, you know, just to be careful, I’m sending you his picture, so if by some terrible chance my bloated corpse shows up sometime Monday, just, y’know pass this along to the authorities.” He pauses. “Uh. Kidding?” and then hangs up with a rush of air.
“That is the worst voicemail in the history of voicemails,” Derek says.
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14 Feb 2013
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Based on a truly ridiculous conversation with Kalpurna about a hypothetical Stilinski Twins situation that ended up sounding something like:
“FUUUUUUCK, is it a sweet valley high situation where Stiles is very aware that his twin is way more attractive and confident than he is, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE IDENTICAL, and he always ends up with the hotter significant others and more friends and Stiles guesses that's why he's attracted to the pack at first, because it's something that's just his, not his twin's too. But of course, Stiles's twin gets bit and now he's part of Derek's pack, and Derek doesn't snap at him like he snaps at Stiles, never slams him into things, fucking FIGURES, STILES'S TWIN GETS EVERYTHIIIIIIIING.”
Kalpurna/good ideas OTP.
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13 Feb 2013
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Derek walks away, because he’s learned that sometimes he’s never going to be able to join in on the joke, and this conversation is just making him have more questions. Like, why is Stiles so obsessed? Is he grossed out by uncut cocks or does he like them? Is Stiles cut? His face starts heating up the way it always does when he starts thinking about Stiles like that and he ducks into the shower, manfully ignoring the new round of laughter from downstairs.
all blame, as usual, is directed at kalpurna who came up with, encouraged and laughed hysterically at this entire thing. beta by giddygeek
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13 Feb 2013
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[Not!Fic] Random Craigslist Missed Connections Derek/Stiles Not!Fic of Doom by fire_juggler_writes (fire_juggler) for inkjunket
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
05 Aug 2012
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An AU in which Stiles is lonely and addicted to the Missed Connections page on Craigslist, Derek is a hermit with a persistant sister, Scott gives unexpectedly good relationship advice, and it all ends happily-ever-after.
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12 Feb 2013
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The Road to Self-Actualization Is Littered with F-Bombs by blue_fjords
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
27 Jan 2013
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It's Stiles’s final Spring Break of his college career, and he's got plans to do a whole lot of nothing. But Derek has other plans for him, and before he knows it, Stiles is joining Derek to go undercover at a couples' retreat in a bid to catch a ring of thieves. It's the world's most perfect plan! Nothing could possibly go wrong!
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12 Feb 2013
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10 Feb 2013
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Stiles heads off to college, gets a life (and a boyfriend). This revelation makes Derek miserable in more ways then one; especially when he thinks he can sort of feel what's going on in Stiles' head.
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10 Feb 2013
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09 Feb 2013
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No one wants to be the bearer of bad news to someone as nice as Sheriff Stilinski -- especially when he's your boss. That's why none of his employees want to be the first one to tell him about the scandalous goings-on between his only son and the former murder suspect Derek Hale. For all of their sakes, hopefully the Sheriff will find out all on his own...
(Or, 5 times a Beacon County Sheriff's Office employee witnesses the unique relationship between Stiles and Derek but neglects to tell the Sheriff and 1 time he witnesses it for himself.)
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09 Feb 2013
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09 Feb 2013
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5x Derek and Stiles ended up sleeping at the same time (but not necessarily together), and the one time they did.
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08 Feb 2013
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5 Times Derek Heard Stiles Sing & 1 Time Derek Sang Along by groaninlynch (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
06 Oct 2012
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08 Feb 2013
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It’s not that the idea of Stiles talking about him doesn’t make his stomach wrap itself in knots, it’s that it does just that. It makes him unbelievably uncomfortable and he doesn’t quite know why. He’s twenty seven years old, he pays taxes, he takes his mother out for lunch on Sundays; he is a grown up. But he’s getting weird butterflies when he glances over his shoulder to look at Stiles and a heat in his chest that feels something like what he supposes want must feel like.
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08 Feb 2013