6 Works by drowsychicken
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“Damn baby," Harry whistled. "Those slacks fit your arse perfectly.”
"Babe," Draco turned around, unimpressed. “Just shut up.”
“Can't a man appreciate good things?"
Teddy groaned. “You’re divorced.”
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Harry and Draco are divorced, but they swap parenting Teddy. They have their own separate lives now, and Harry even has a girlfriend, Charlotte. But the pet names never stopped, and neither of them ever addressed it.
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“Your lips look good. I like the way they sit."
Harry’s chest burned with the effort of not laughing, or groaning, or dragging Draco right inside. His mind, of course, went straight to the most filthy and inappropriate place possible.
Well, why don’t you ride it?
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Harry Potter has never been subtle about his love life, not when he’s bringing home a different bloke or girl every other night. Luckily, his roommate, Draco Malfoy, doesn’t seem to mind. Their arrangement is civil, respectful, and. if Harry’s honest, surprisingly easy.
It stays that way, right up until the night Draco brings home Theodore Nott.
And suddenly, Harry can’t seem to be as unbothered as Draco.
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Hermione, I Think Your Cat Is Broken by drowsychicken
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Aug 2025
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“Are you serious?” Malfoy deadpanned. “You’re using a humongous feline to decide if I’m trustworthy?”
"Scared?" Harry smirked. “Crookshanks can always tell when someone’s shady—”
Crookshanks purred.
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Harry, still convinced Malfoy is up to something in the muggle world even after the Auror Department officially cleared him, decides the only way to know for sure is to borrow Hermione’s cat. Because if Crookshanks approves, Malfoy can’t possibly be dangerous.. right?
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Dom-estic Affairs (with Draco Malfoy) by drowsychicken
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Aug 2025
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“I saw a whip in your room,” Harry blurted before he can even stop himself.
“What.”
“What," Harry chuckles nervously. "Are you auditioning for a Muggle cowboy movie?”
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After the war, Harry and Draco both wanted fresh starts and chose to live in the Muggle world. With London rents soaring and Ron moving out to live with Hermione, they reluctantly decided to share a flat, forcing them to navigate cohabitation all over again, much to their mutual annoyance and secret excitement. But when Harry accidentally stumbles upon Malfoy’s surprising collection of BDSM gear, things get a lot more interesting, and Harry discovers a few things about himself he never expected.
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“Pansy, that’s a lot of piercings,” Harry said, visibly drained. “Doesn’t it get uncomfortable? Look at Draco. He doesn’t have any.”
Draco finally looked up from his book and stared at Harry. “Who said I don’t?”
Harry blinked. “I’m sorry, what.”
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Harry got resorted into Slytherin and, somehow, ended up friends with Draco and Pansy. Everything was going surprisingly well until they started talking about piercings. Harry is not taking it well. At all.