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Donnenstein (TMNT 2012 Frankenstein au) by egg_hed
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
20 Aug 2025
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Donnie has always felt something missing from his life, no matter what he does there never seems to be any light in his family's dingy apartment. And after his sister doesn't return home from college for the summer, it dulls even more. Desperately trying to fix the rift in his family, he becomes obsessed with a new project.
But will it just push them apart even more?
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Things have been good— besides some lingering regret over not killing Shroud and the careful consolidating of corporatizing Mecha Man with dispatch work, Robert’s been alright. Hell, he even bought a bed recently.
Things spiral pretty quickly when he’s a victim of some sort of bizarro mugging and gets turned into a cat. Surprisingly, it doesn’t even rank in the top ten worst experiences of his life.
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- Part 1 of I Think You’re the Cat’s Meow
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15 Dec 2025
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The doors swing open.
"S-sorry I'm late!"
Mandy holds back a sigh of relief, before turning to smile at the newcomer. "No worries, Waterboy. Take a seat and we'll… start…"
She blinks. Once, then twice. Then—
"Oh. Wow. You look—"
"You actually look fuckable, what the hell," Courtney wheezes, sounding just as stunned as Mandy feels. Neither notice the sound of Prism's phone shutter clicking multiple times.
((Waterboy gets the teenage movie makeover treatment via Prism; eventual Flambae/Waterboy))
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11 Dec 2025
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Dave Strider is a famous movie director known best for his edgy, satirical works. When he steps away from his norm to film a slice-of-life neo-realistic piece, he's surprised to find that Karkat Vantas has accepted the lead role. Despite their professionalism on set, Dave and Karkat can't seem to get along. Dave is determined to get to the bottom of why and hopefully resolve their differences.
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- 11/?
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20 Nov 2025
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Dave wakes up on the roof of an apartment he left for his future kid. Houston isn't flooded and there is no blatant Betty Crocker Propaganda on the billboards around him.
There is someone breathing besides him, looking like a complete douche in an assholish combo of both hat and sunglasses.
He thinks that maybe he isn't as dead as he thought he was.
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17 Nov 2025
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Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you are the NEW KID ON THE BLOCK. By that you of course mean that you live in THE EXACT SAME PLACE YOU DID BEFORE, but are now enrolled in a NEW SCHOOL which lies FIFTEEN MINUTES in the OPPOSITE DIRECTION. You are SIXTEEN YEARS OLD, which means nothing except that you are the perfect age for OVER-THE-TOP TEEN DRAMA.
OR, Dave Strider's step by step guide to making friends as the loneliest asshole in New York. Wait, what?
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07 Nov 2025