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do you feel it too? by egoanesthesia for mae
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
24 May 2025
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When they hit a lull in the conversation, the looming question pops back into Alex's brain.
"Why don't you ever tip me?" Alex blurts out, his mouth ten times faster than his brain.
"I beg your pardon?" Henry asks, his face unreadable and his jaw tilted upwards.
"I uh, I'm... uh, why don't you leave tips after you eat here? Did I do something to make you uncomfortable? Did I get your order wrong? Did I-"
"Alex," Henry interrupts, his expression the tiniest bit softer than before.
"Yeah?" Alex looks at him anxiously.
"I've left at least a hundred dollar tip for you every time I've eaten here." Henry says.
"A hundred doll- who the fuck has that... how?!" Alex's brain is broken.
"Are you telling me you haven't received any of them?" Henry asks.
Alex shakes his head, not trusting his voice.
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restaurant au with eventual smut!
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The Edge of Glory by LightwoodsBae
Fandom: Red White & Royal Blue (2023), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
13 Jan 2025
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Firstprince post canon exploring their sex lives through power dynamics, orgasm control and overstimulation. Basically porn with so many feelings you wouldn't even realise you were reading porn from all the fluff
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13 Apr 2021
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prompt: "Your eyes... they're so beautiful."
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06 Apr 2021
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Patrick offers to pretend to be David's boyfriend for a night, because that's what roommates and good friends do, right? David is about to find out.
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04 Apr 2021
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“Okay, fine. Yes, I’m thinking. I have my ‘thinking face’ on.”
David makes a noise in triumph, pressing his face back into Patrick’s neck. It’s warm there against the tense muscle. He moves to stand upright and to massage it. “What about?” He asks, digging into a knot. “Additions to your little garden?”
“Maybe.” Patrick sighs, head lolling to the side as he keeps his gaze trained on whatever point it’s on in their yard. “I was thinking about putting up a hammock.”
“Sure, honey, but it’s raining.”
“Not right now,” he replies lightly. “We have to buy one first, anyway.”
“We?” David freezes. “I’m sorry, but I’m convinced those things are seconds away from snapping at any given time.”
Patrick smirks at him. “That sounds like a rational fear.”
“Yes it is, what’s your point?”
Or, Patrick wants a hammock and David wants nothing to do with it.
the Hammock redux.
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30 Mar 2021