eldritchMortician
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- Baldur's Gate (Video Games) (3)
- Far Cry 5 (3)
- The Walking Dead (TV) (2)
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (2)
- Doctor Who (1)
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What They Don't Tell You About Being A Hero by eldritchMortician
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 Feb 2025
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They saved Baldur's Gate from the Nether Brain and lived to tell the tale! It's time to ride off into the sunset and live happily ever after.
Except sometimes Astarion still jolts from his trance certain he's back in the kennels.
And some nights the memories of the mindflayer lair under Moonrise Towers won't leave Surinde alone.
There aren't any therapist's offices in Baldur's Gate... But a new temple of Loviatar just opened up...
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A mishap with a phial of mushroom spores leads to an unplanned drug trip, and a sincere discussion between Astarion and Surinde.
Who knew they had so much in common?
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Pain Should Be A Loving Thing by eldritchMortician
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Baldur's Gate
21 Nov 2024
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Astarion didn’t know if he was annoyed or delighted. On the one hand, he had put a good bit of work in so far to seduce Surinde, and he didn’t need some pain priest (a human, no less) waltzing in and turning her head. On the other hand, the scene about to unfold in front of him promised to be not only illuminating, but much more entertaining than he’d hoped for when they’d set out that day.
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In an attempt to curry favor, a settlement brings Negan a gift--an unmated Omega in chains. Negan doesn't care for people who indulge in that sort of treatment to women, and makes his feelings known.
While she mulls over his offer to be her Alpha, Negan houses Olivia with his wives and sets her to work in the infirmary under guard. But he can't be everywhere at once, and an Omega is quite a prize.
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Eden's Gate means to save the lives of those they can, by bringing them into the family. By force if necessary.
Joseph has never questioned his mission, never questioned what he's been called to do. Never questioned the Voice. The Collapse is coming, and soon. His followers need him now more than ever. It's no time to get distracted.
But there's just *something* about this lost sheep he can't dismiss.
Of course having Joseph's attention is an excellent way to attract John's as well. Being between the two brothers isn't a safe place to be.
After all, there's very good reasons why John is afraid of Joseph.
And very good reasons everyone is afraid of John.
Recent series
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The Vampire, the Sorceress, and the End of the World by eldritchMortician
Fandom Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 Feb 2025
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You don't volunteer Astarion to take the stage alongside Dribbles the Clown unless you want repercussions. But the only thing that hurts more than spanking is love. Is Astarion the master Tav has spent his whole life searching for, or is Astarion too broken to let desire into his life again?
Based on my adorable male Tiefling Sorceror Tav.
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05 May 2026
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shades & shadows by InquisitorNocturn
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
02 Feb 2024
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what are morals to vampires? what are rules of mortals to vampires? they definitely don't define Cazador Szarr, your father, because he takes what he wants and he created you to be his. he made you to be his. he shaped you into who you are and he does.not.share. until you beg for him to do just that, to share you, share your body, if only to escape his cruel punishment for catching you with one of his wretched, worthless spawn - Astarion. if anyone can convince Cazador to relent - it's you.
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05 May 2026
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You break one of Hannibal's bottles and need to learn a lesson.
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05 May 2026
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When Steve hits him next, it’s against unblemished skin. It feels like the first smack all over again and all he wants is more.
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- Part 1 of Kinktober 2016
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05 May 2026
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Bosom Companion: A Dating Game by rewrites for GinaTeeth
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Dec 2025
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Since Tav rejected Astarion on the night of his Ascension, he has been searching for someone to fill the void they left. Whether it be a companion at his side or a romantic partner in his bed, Astarion can’t seem to find someone worthy of his time. In a last-ditch effort to find companionship, he calls upon an old (old) friend for help, who has an unusual idea. A dating game.(A Choose You Own Adventure for Ascended Astarion. Please read the A/N!)
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03 Jan 2026