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    All the post-infinty war angst

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    “Let’s go around the room and say one word that describes how we’re feeling at the moment, alright? Something easy to kick off the conversation.” The therapist motioned to Bakugou and asked, “How about you help start us off, Bakugou?”

    Bakugou narrowed his eyes. “Bloodlust.”

    “Oh,” said the therapist. “That’s not really what I was-”

    “Hungry,” said Kaminari, unprompted. He wilted and leaned against Sero’s side. “God, I’m starving.”

    “Ooh, ooh! Me next!” Hagakure shouted, overlaying the therapist’s gentle attempts at redirecting the conversation. “Totally screwed for my math test-”

    “That’s not ONE WORD,” Bakugou snapped, because HE had followed the rules, thank you very much.

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    Class 1-A has government-mandated therapy. What could go wrong?

    Everything. The answer is everything.

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    21 Aug 2021

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    Oh my, who let 1-A have crack?

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    “Okay, okay, okay, but hear me out. It, it’s, it— c’mon Peter you’re not even listening!”

    Peter chuckles, arm looped around Harley’s waist as he guides the heavily inebriated teen back to their dorm. "Yes I am."

    “No. You’re not listening. It’s all a conspiracy. There is no corn in Idaho. There’s no corn at all! It’s all a conspiracy by the big corn corporation! It’s like, it’s like, it’s like the banana clones. They ain’t real! They’re just cloned bananas because the banana plague wiped them out.”

    “So you’re saying there was a corn plague?”

    “I’m saying there was never corn to begin with! It’s all a ruse, Peter. You can’t see it because you’re in too deep. You’ve been -hic- brainwashed by The Big Corn.”

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    17 Feb 2021

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    Awwww <3