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The only thing better than a mission with no injuries is a mission where Illya gets just injured enough to need a massage.
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The Sinister Demeanor Affair by elementaluncleagent
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV)
01 Feb 2026
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When Illya’s behavior suddenly changes, Napoleon suspects a Thrush plot.
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The bad guys ALWAYS want Illya stripped and chained up.
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The Ruthless Negotiator Affair by elementaluncleagent
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV)
12 Dec 2025
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While Illya and Napoleon are on assignment in London, Angelique turns up at their hotel room with some valuable information…But she wants an unusual favor in return.
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In 1973, Illya is settling in as Director of Innocent and Family Protection at UNCLE. As discreet life partner of the current Number One and even more discreet Favourite Uncle of little Muriel, he is also finally making use of his lifetime memberships at both Tavia Sandor’s dance school and Irina’s judo academy. Of course, just because you have left fieldwork doesn’t mean fieldwork has any intention of leaving you. Especially when an Affair hits this close to home.
An affair fic wearing a kid fic trench and a 5mins-in-the-future sequel to this timeline where Mimi Doolittle has had Napoleon’s child as a very much unplanned consequence of The Foxes and Hounds Affair, and Illya/Napoleon in an established relationship are non-residential but active caregivers (in Illya's case, as much as social attitudes allow). Technically compliant with TV series canon.
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- Part 2 of The Lifelong Consequences Affairs
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How to Track an Arctic Hare by AconitumNapellus for jkkitty
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV)
10 Apr 2020
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At Eastertide, somewhere in the Soviet north, Napoleon and Illya are lost in the snow.
An Easter Egg for jkkitty, who asked for, TV please any genre. Lost, snow, Easter bunny.
This is as slash or gen as is canon.
(I'm sorry about the bunny, but it tasted very nice.)
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18 Mar 2026
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Truth or Dare - UNCLE style
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14 Mar 2026
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Napoleon is concerned to notice that Illya is upset over something.
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10 Mar 2026
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In Sickness... by CrimsonQuills, Nix (CrimsonQuills)
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV)
22 Feb 2026
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Set early in the partnership. A moment on a bathroom floor.
(I originally posted this 20-21 years ago, in 2004-2005. I'm in the process of uploading old fic.)
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27 Feb 2026