4 Works by eleventhhourthoughts

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    AU where Buddy hires Duke and Dahlia Rose instead of Nureyev and Juno so they have to play married while also acclimating to the Aurinko Crime Family:

    Duke and Dahlia Rose are two of the best thieves on this side of Saturn. They robbed the Utgard Express and disappeared without a trace, leaving one of the solar system’s most infamous thieves in the dust and pulling off an impossible heist to boot. They stole the Ruby 7 without so much as a single hitch, and there are still whispers of their prowess every time a high-profile crime is committed without any name attached to it.

    They also don’t exist.

     

    Alternatively, what happens if Juno’s trying to communicate better, Nureyev’s trying to file things away, and Buddy takes her “fake dating” style of matchmaking to the next level?

    Language:
    English
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    11,348
    Chapters:
    6/7
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    262
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    2,662
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    Guillermo has a visitor. Nandor makes a discovery.

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    FREDDIE
    Well…nice to meet you, Nandor! I’m Freddie, Guillermo’s-

    NANDOR
    Friend, yes, he was just going on about how he doesn’t see you often enough-

    FREDDIE
    Boyfriend, actually.

    NANDOR
    (bewildered)
    Boyfriend?

     

    He turns to face the camera.

     

    Boyfriend?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,899
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    575
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    3,585
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    Buddy loves her wife beyond all measure. She loves Vespa when she is scared, when she is happy, when she is loving, when she is haunted. Always. So it stands to reason that she loves Vespa when she is categorically incorrect.

    Or: Crime lesbian does her best to matchmake a certain master thief and a certain private eye. Results may vary.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,025
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    474
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    AU where Juno solves the Kanagawa case on his own and meets Nureyev when he tries to break in to steal it. But he thinks Nureyev is a one-night stand. It goes about as well as you’d expect it to:

     

    There is a man slinking his way through Juno’s room. He’s dressed simply enough, but it’s clear that the man is wearing last night’s clothes. Juno may deny it when it comes up in daily conversation, but he knows he has a type. This nameless man, with his sharp teeth, that lethal grace and focused expression- well. He certainly fits the bill. It looks like Juno found someone to take home after all, even if he can’t quite remember how exactly they fell into bed. It wouldn’t be the first time.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,895
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    746

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