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Hello Dahlia, it’s been awhile (I’m cutting through the thorns this time) by eleventhhourthoughts
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
18 Jul 2022
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AU where Buddy hires Duke and Dahlia Rose instead of Nureyev and Juno so they have to play married while also acclimating to the Aurinko Crime Family:
Duke and Dahlia Rose are two of the best thieves on this side of Saturn. They robbed the Utgard Express and disappeared without a trace, leaving one of the solar system’s most infamous thieves in the dust and pulling off an impossible heist to boot. They stole the Ruby 7 without so much as a single hitch, and there are still whispers of their prowess every time a high-profile crime is committed without any name attached to it.
They also don’t exist.
Alternatively, what happens if Juno’s trying to communicate better, Nureyev’s trying to file things away, and Buddy takes her “fake dating” style of matchmaking to the next level?
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Guillermo has a visitor. Nandor makes a discovery.
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FREDDIE
Well…nice to meet you, Nandor! I’m Freddie, Guillermo’s-NANDOR
Friend, yes, he was just going on about how he doesn’t see you often enough-FREDDIE
Boyfriend, actually.NANDOR
(bewildered)
Boyfriend?He turns to face the camera.
Boyfriend?
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Betting on Love (or at least dinner) by eleventhhourthoughts
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
04 Jul 2021
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Buddy loves her wife beyond all measure. She loves Vespa when she is scared, when she is happy, when she is loving, when she is haunted. Always. So it stands to reason that she loves Vespa when she is categorically incorrect.
Or: Crime lesbian does her best to matchmake a certain master thief and a certain private eye. Results may vary.
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- Part 2 of Everything-is-Okay-verse!
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AU where Juno solves the Kanagawa case on his own and meets Nureyev when he tries to break in to steal it. But he thinks Nureyev is a one-night stand. It goes about as well as you’d expect it to:
There is a man slinking his way through Juno’s room. He’s dressed simply enough, but it’s clear that the man is wearing last night’s clothes. Juno may deny it when it comes up in daily conversation, but he knows he has a type. This nameless man, with his sharp teeth, that lethal grace and focused expression- well. He certainly fits the bill. It looks like Juno found someone to take home after all, even if he can’t quite remember how exactly they fell into bed. It wouldn’t be the first time.
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- Part 1 of Everything-is-Okay-verse!
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What if Benzaiten Steel was alive and well? What if Juno had a slightly better support system and a slightly looser view of crime? What if he already knew the Aurinko Crime Family? What if Nureyev had no debts, and Miasma was simply not an issue?
If you find yourself asking any of these questions, the Everything-is-Okay-verse is for you! I love canon very much, but I also simply do not vibe with adhering to that much negativity (/j). This is mostly a fun thought experiment to see how the characters’ relationships might play out differently.
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Odin changes his plans for an eight-year-old Loki, fostering him out to Heimdall.
The consequences of shattering one family and creating a new one may be greater than he expects.
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03 Oct 2025
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“Mr Tartt? Wake up, sir. We're here."
Jamie’s startled awake by a polite voice and he sits up, rubbing at his eyes blearily as he looks around to get his bearings.
'Here' turns out to be the players' car park at Nelson Road. Jamie's in the back seat of a car — not his car, it looks like an Addison Lee or something — and the voice speaking is the driver, looking back over his shoulder from the front seat.
“I don’t… I don’t understand,” Jamie says. “What am I doing here?”
The last thing he remembers is inviting the pub lads — Baz, Paul and Jeremy — back to his hotel room for more drinks from his minibar. And then Jeremy had pulled a bag of magic mushrooms from his pocket. Usually Jamie wouldn't, not during the season, but those things are barely detectable anyway, and seeing as how he wasn’t going to have to deal with team medics any time in the foreseeable future, he’d accepted one.
“I don’t really understand it myself, to be honest,” the driver says, but he looks a lot less confused than Jamie feels. “I was sad to hear that they were loaning you out for a bit."
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Ted Lasso AU-gust Challenge Prompt #9: Reboot/Fresh Start
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- Part 9 of BelmotteTower’s AU-gust Fills
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01 Sep 2025
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Bones tries to put his Starfleet-mandated diversity training into practice--and it blows up in his face.
An attempt to put a better context on the way Bones talks to Spock.
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20 Dec 2024
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After a twenty year career — between his peak at Chelsea and England, his frequent mentions in the gossip rags back when he couldn’t stop sleeping with the wrong people, his stint as a Sky commentator, and the way that the Mannion divorce, not to mention all things Ted Lasso, had seen news about Richmond constantly escape containment of the sports pages and make major headlines in recent years — it’s actually quite rare for people to not recognise Roy. Especially in London.
It’s why he’s so amused when the — Aussie? Kiwi? Somewhere down there, anyway — woman waves him down and demands he brings her a drink. The fact that she’s apparently there with Tom Kapoor, the star of some of Jamie’s favourite trashy action films, that Roy and Keeley both get a kick out of watching Jamie watch — he’s so reactionary — who clearly has recognised Roy, just makes it even better.
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Ted Lasso AU-gust Challenge Prompt #5: Crossover
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- Part 5 of BelmotteTower’s AU-gust Fills
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05 Dec 2024
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Ed and Stede try their hardest to get some alone time, but the world has other plans. The rest of the crew write some erotic poetry and also have a chance encounter with the supernatural.
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A spec script for season 2 of Our Flag Means Death. Written in the WWDITS/The Office - to camera style.
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- Part 3 of increasingly batshit spec scripts
- Part 4 of Wet Hot Kiwi Summer
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27 Nov 2024