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Robert accidentally gets hit with an aphrodisiac combined with demon's blood.
Since he's relatively normal, it affects him the hardest (see; at all).More fool him, he supposes.
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09 Nov 2025
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if only you knew (the way i think about you) by azunshi for shizuncest
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jun 2025
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Two weeks into moving in with his boyfriend, Luo Binghe, Shen Yuan has come to the horrifying realization that he might actually be ... a massive fucking pervert.
Although he knows it's normal to be horny every once in a while — needs are needs, after all — the problem is that he can't stop having dirty thoughts about his boyfriend! Even when they're doing nothing sexy in particular, or worse, when they aren't together, Shen Yuan can't stop thinking about having sex with Luo Binghe.
Something must be terribly wrong with him, right?!
Shen Yuan feels bad about how much he thinks about having sex with Luo Binghe. Meanwhile, his boyfriend ... well, enough said. Shen Yuan will find out who's the bigger pervert between them both anyway.
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15 Jun 2025
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Meng Yao's Guide to Sex and Love by Princeliest
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 Jul 2023
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“How are you even supposed to enjoy going on a date with your boyfriend if you’re acting like ‘Olympic gold boyfriend material’ is too mediocre for him! I’m surprised you two manage to have enjoyable sex!”
There is an awkward pause, and Meng Yao only realizes too late that it’s one that he let sit too long. He sets the dysfunctional hair straightener in the sink, unplugging it, but the noise of busywork comes too late to stop Wei Wuxian.
“Are you not even having decent sex??”
“It’s,” Meng Yao stutters, “—okay?”
Or: Meng Yao and Lan Xichen have been dating for a while, now, and everything about their relationship is perfect. Meng Yao makes sure of it, just like he makes sure that his annual performance review at Jin Corp is impeccable, that Madam Jin never catches his surreptitious, short visits to deliver gifts to Jin Ling, and that Lan Xichen gets a mind-blowing orgasm at least three times a week, even if they're too tired for sex for five days straight and Meng Yao has to chain them back-to-back until his jaw is sore. Everything is going great, until he makes the mistake of genuinely befriending Wei Wuxian.
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- Part 1 of Meng Yao's Guides
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08 Mar 2025
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Silent Heavens and a Clear Sky by madmaenad for beelzebaozi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Dec 2024
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Liu Qingge does Yue Qingyuan a favor. The world shifts accordingly.
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20 Jan 2025
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Geralt mistakes Jaskier for a, ahem, lady of the night, and Jaskier goes with it. As you do.
"I don't require a whore."
Funny thing is, Jaskier wasn't about to offer. He means to convey words to that effect to settle the matter and dispel any potential future misunderstandings, but finds himself saying instead, "Why not?"
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- Part 1 of Turn That Whiskey into Rain
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04 Jan 2025