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  1. Summary

    title of series comes from George RR Martin's "A Clash of Kings".

    this is all about eldritch Nara and living fire Uchiha. and how they coexist.

    will involve some Sasuke and Shikamaru friendship because I need that, especially in this au.

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  2. Summary

    all of my fan poems

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    A Cajun chef and a cargo hold of other humans are captured by Aliens. Zygerrian slavers. Turns out that Star Wars is real, George Lucas had visions, and it's the middle of the Clone Wars.

    Of course, the visions scrambled the order of things, people look nothing like the actors cast for them, and humans do not domesticate well. Still, how much trouble can a few humans cause?

    All of it. All the trouble.

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    23 Jul 2023

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  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    As Vulcan's foremost expert on human males, T'Pol has certain off-the-record responsibilities.

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    10 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 46

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    "The Vulcans looked like joyless bastards, because Vulcans always looked like joyless bastards, but he suspected that even they were having fun. As much fun as a Vulcan was legally allowed to have, at least."

    - - - - - - - - -

    So you finally made an interplanetary alliance. It's tenuous as hell, and you're still a little afraid your husband's going to stab his new colleague in the throat, but you've got faith things will work out well.

    This fic explores the first ever BBQ of the newly formed Federation, told from multiple different points of view.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    A series following my Vulcan OC, Stork, who works at the Federation Adoption Agency on Earth.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    All Adrien wanted was to keep the peace and make sure everyone in his class stayed friendly. That was why he took the high road, held his tongue, and allowed Lila's lies to spread unchecked. He didn't think this was a big deal; sure, Marinette complained, but she'd endured just fine when he'd defended Chloe, so why would this be any different? And besides, who could be hurt by a couple of tall tales about celebrities and fake charitable work?

    But karma is a stubborn thing. It can occasionally be deflected, such that a villain is protected from her well-deserved punishment, but it can never be truly stopped--especially when the Ladybug miraculous is involved. In those cases, if appropriate consequences cannot fall upon the villain herself, they inevitably descend upon the protector who upheld her lies, downplayed her cruelties, and shielded her from harm.

    And by the time Adrien learns just what sort of punishment that Lila earned and that he must now endure, it may be far too late for him.

    Miraculous salt fic.

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    05 Jan 2026

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