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Robert slumps into his chair, headset half-on, the SDN bullpen still humming with the last dregs of the night shift. The coffee tastes like battery acid, but it’s the only thing keeping his eyes open.
Then the comm crackles.
“Hello, Robert.”
Phenomaman’s voice, flat as a gravestone.
“I would like to learn about intercourse from a human person.”
Robert chokes on his coffee. Why is this his life?
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- Part 1 of Dispatch NSFW Fics
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11 Nov 2025
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Life in Plastic (It's Fantastic) by Gement
Fandoms: The LEGO Batman Movie, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, The LEGO Movie (2014)
23 Dec 2022
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Clark has a much smaller Batman on his hands. Literally. (Tiny plastic Bruce is having a great time, and is exactly as difficult to work with as the tall one.)
Bruce is in a simpler, brightly colored world where Dick and Alfred give him spontaneous hugs and Superman is practically a stranger. But hey, the Batcave has a lagoon now.
Bat-Mite has a 5D video camera and popcorn. Game on.
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- Part 12 of Superbat Saturdays
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31 Oct 2025
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"I don't believe I've had the pleasure, sir," you say, extending your hand.
He smiles, his teeth like an anglerfish's. He takes your hand in one of his (if only he weren't gloved; you're so curious about the texture of his skin) and presses the other to his chest, where his heart ought to be. "Rrh'dan," he says, and then something you assume is a question, from the upward crook of the scale-ridge above his eye.
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Damian is a child who should not have the scars he does; Bruce is a father who has plenty of his own scars, but still wishes he could take his son’s, too.
The silver lining is where they find each other— a broken son and a broken father, putting each other back together.
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Jinu's Top Secret, Most Important Mission (That failed Miserably) by orphan_account
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
26 Jun 2025
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Jinu was a man on a mission tonight. Huntrix had just released new photocards, and he knew of a hidden place where he could buy them, without them selling out in a second.
Now, all he had to do was make sure he wasn't caught by any of the other Saja Boys, and make it back to his room to open them in peace. Easy enough.
Except the world is against Jinu, like always.
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29 Jul 2025