14 Bookmarks by emptywhiskeybottle
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Garp taught Luffy how to be a marine and uses that knowledge to break into a government facility by Dezace
Fandoms: One Piece
31 Mar 2022
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Garp wanted Luffy and Ace to be Marines, so he taught them what a good marine should know and how to do it. While Ace and Luffy obviously didn't become marines, that knowledge was, literally, pounded into their heads. With Ace captured and set for execution, Luffy uses that knowledge to bust his brother out of prison.
Or: Why Garp shouldn't have taught an upcoming rookie what Marine codes meant because all it led to was the chaos a pirate could use it for.
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- English
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- 3,000
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- 1/1
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- 11
- Comments:
- 88
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Bookmarked by emptywhiskeybottle
16 Sep 2025
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After the world went to hell, Usopp and Nami find themselves just a few years before they meet Luffy again. This time, they're not going to be the cowards of the crew. They're going to save themselves, and they might as well drive everyone absolutely insane while they do it.
An expansively written time travel fanfic featuring a Blind Usopp, Metal Arm Nami, and two others.
Current Arc: Enies Lobby.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 645,933
- Chapters:
- 97/?
- Collections:
- 26
- Comments:
- 3,538
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- 5,833
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- 1,816
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Bookmarked by emptywhiskeybottle
16 Sep 2025
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Waking up two years before their adventure even began was a surprise. The Straw Hats have to find each other again and make their way back to the New World and their dreams. Dealing with younger, weaker bodies and the weight of future knowledge they will find it's not as easy as a simple do-over. Every change has an effect on themselves and on the world.
This story will quickly diverge from cannon. It will mix up, move around and ignore entire arcs. These guys are not looking for a boring adventure when they already have answers. What's the point in doing it all the same?- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 133,920
- Chapters:
- 25/?
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 2,359
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- 10,660
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- 4,093
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Bookmarked by emptywhiskeybottle
15 Aug 2025
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Luffy smiled, “My treasure? You can have it, if you can find it. But you’ll never be able to.”
Blades cut into his neck, and the mighty Pirate King took his last breath.
And then he woke up.
Or: Pirate King Monkey D. Luffy travels back in time. He decides he's going to mix things up.
This should be on Ao3 and on no other platform. I love translations and you have my permission to post translations so long as my work and the translation stay on Ao3 and I am given the proper credits!
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- Part 1 of Life Anew
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 95,587
- Chapters:
- 60/60
- Collections:
- 24
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- 2,852
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- 11,473
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Bookmarked by emptywhiskeybottle
01 Jul 2024
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Sanji really, really doesn't want to give Zoro a job at his restaurant. Zoro doesn't really even want to work there in the first place, but, well, there’s this thing with Sanji, and this thing with feelings and the whole thing is pretty damn stupid all together.
Zeff just wants grandkids. He’s too old for this bullshit anyways.Series
- Part 1 of Part Timer
- Language:
- English
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- 117,933
- Chapters:
- 32/32
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- 1,312
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- 7,841
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01 Jul 2024
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Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.
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- English
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- 41,916
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 3
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- 1,233
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01 Jul 2024
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Fuck, Marry, Kill (or, how Usopp becomes the best matchmaker of the sea without really trying) by adietxt
Fandoms: One Piece
14 Oct 2018
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Everyone wants to marry Zoro. Hypothetically. Sanji can’t believe everyone would pick that useless patch of growing mold over him, and considers killing Zoro. Not hypothetically.
He has a list on why Zoro would be the Worst Husband Ever, not that he spends a lot of time thinking of a (purely hypothetical!) situation where he is married to Zoro, fuck you very much.
(a.k.a, the one where Usopp invented Fuck, Marry, Kill.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,836
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 311
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- 21,048
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- 2,939
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Bookmarked by emptywhiskeybottle
17 Jun 2024
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“You’re feisty; I like feisty. It’d be fun. I’d show you a good time. It might help you relax a little. And, you make the best damn lamb shanks I’ve ever put in my mouth, and I gotta pay you back for that somehow.”
Ringing silence. Sanji’s half-finished cig drops from his slack lips and rolls into the sea, another tragic casualty of familiarly insane logic. What, is it hereditary or something? “There are,” he tries weakly, when it’s clear that Ace is done and waiting for a response, “so many other ways to do that.”
Impishly, Ace tallies up another finger. “And you blush cute.”
“I’ll gut you.”
“But I taste bad.”
“I won’t know that until I try.”
Glee lights up Ace’s face. Sanji weighs the merits of going overboard to retrieve his cigarette.
Or: Ace fucks around. Sanji finds out.
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17 Jun 2024
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Sanji discovers Zoro has a type, he's incredibly unhappy to also discover that he falls into it.
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- 11,017
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- 1/1
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- 3
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Bookmarked by emptywhiskeybottle
17 Jun 2024
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Sanji takes pride in his cleanliness, which is why he can't stand a slob like Zoro. But he especially can't stand him when he realises there's something about Zoro that's oddly exciting.
- Language:
- English
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- 11,019
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 66
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- 3,882
- Bookmarks:
- 566
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- 42,976
Bookmarked by emptywhiskeybottle
16 Jun 2024
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It starts, as so many things involving them do, with a taunt, a challenge, and an inescapable, stubborn, childish need to win.
“You wouldn't know a good kiss if it bit you, shit-cook.”
Sanji laughs at that ludicrous statement. “A good kiss wouldn't bite, moron. You're delusional if you think you know more about good kissing than me. Know more about anything, really, I mean, come on.”
Sanji's about to turn away and melt into the crowd, forgetting this interaction entirely, when the shitty swordsman says something he simply cannot ignore.
“Bet?”Sanji and Zoro hook up once, but it's just to prove a point. The second time is to even the score. The third time, well...and the fourth...and fifth...and maybe Sanji has a problem.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,817
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 249
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- 1,726
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05 Jun 2024
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Clementine, my sweet Clementine by ostrichriderforever
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
05 Oct 2023
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"He rubbed the tears from his eyes, scrambling to his feet as his lungs burned. Not pausing even a minute, as he made his way back to his captain.
"Luffy! I'm so stupid! I'm so very stupid for doubting y'all! I can't do this! I can't! I need my family! My real family!
With tears obscuring his vision he came upon the place Luffy vowed to be.
"LUFFY! I LIED! I WANNA GO HO-me?" He skid to a stop, hunched over and gasping for air.
When he finally straightened up, he felt the world around him stop.
He rubbed his eyes, not trusting what he was seeing. Or better yet, what he WASN'T seeing.
Luffy wasn't there.
---What if Sanji never got off Whole-cake Island? Who and what would the Strawhats return to after 4 long years?
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02 Jun 2024
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It had been the perfect plan.
Had.
But Corazon, or Donquixote Rosinante, whatever the hell he was calling himself nowadays, was doomed to a never ending revolving door of plans not going his way- not to mention accidentally adopting a small army of traumatized kids.
Or, a fix-it fic where the author keeps throwing kids at this poor 10' fire hazard until they all develop a healthier relationship with family, or the ship they're on sinks. Whichever comes first.
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- Part 1 of Accidental Adoptions
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02 Jun 2024
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After Sanji finds out hard and fast that Zoro likes men, Sanji can’t seem to get Zoro out of his head. Sanji is suddenly and hopelessly sweet on a man he once considered just his crewmate and rival. Unfortunately for Sanji, Zoro is hellbent on giving him a hard time about it.
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22 May 2024