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Izzy tops Stede for the first time.
It's not like it means anything, though.
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Izzy goes to the dentist.
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Ed starts falling asleep when he blinks. It’s all the rest he gets - brief, singular moments that offer no relief. Stede tries to keep him in bed, but the mattress rolls like a hammock on the deck under Ed’s body and he vomits onto the refinished floor. Izzy laughs. The spewer, he mocks and Ed knows this is what he deserves, puke and pain and a ghost in his mind.
“Should we leave?” Stede asks in the kitchen. Ed is at the table, a cold cup of tea in front of him, gaze fixed on nothing. Stede’s hands flutter at his sides. “We can go anywhere you want. Back to the sea. Another island.”
Through the window, Izzy’s ring glistens in the sun.
“No,” Ed says. “I’ll get better. I promise.”
Stede cries himself to sleep and Ed pretends he doesn’t hear the sobs.
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Ed "Blackbeard" Teach is a world-renown thru hiker on his way to completing his second Triple Crown. He's getting sick of the whole thing...that is, until he meets the owner of The Gentleman's Hostel, Stede Bonnett. Shenanigans and love ensue.
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- Part 1 of Appalachian Trail AU
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Ed couldn’t help but grabbing him by the shirt, pulling him down for a hard, fierce kiss.
“What was that for?” Izzy asks, mouth still only an inch from Ed’s.
“Can’t I kiss my husband if I want to?” Ed bites, not gently, at Izzy’s bottom lip, wondering briefly if he can drag him into the bedroom, but Izzy pulls up and away.
“Sure,” he agrees easily, and steps back so that Ed’s hand falls uselessly down to the table. “But you don’t normally want to.”
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Honestly, fuck Jack. Ed could do so much better than fuckin' "Calico" Jack. Just because he'd been in a funk for a few years that didn't mean... Well, Ed knew he was attractive. He could be sexy. He could. And he could pull someone so completely opposite to Jack they might as well be from different planets.
Enter the gorgeous posh blond bloke at the end of the bar.
Oh, he would do nicely.
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Ed and Stede have the worst exes in the world, but with a little bit of fuckery and a fabricated relationship (that's maybe getting a bit too real), they can help each other get them off their backs.
But what happens when their attraction to each other grows, and yet they’ve only agreed to touch each other when other people are around?
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03 Jan 2025
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The Beginning and the End by snae_b
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Feb 2024
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A bitter alpha. A closeted omega. Alone together at the end of the world.
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22 Sep 2024
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The office Secret Santa gift exchange is usually Lucius's favourite part of Christmas, but this year he's drawn his eternal nemesis, Izzy Hands. For perfectly logical reasons, this means that Lucius has to get him the best gift ever. Unfortunately, that means he has to figure out what Izzy likes, and it turns out that's not exactly easy.
Basically, Kate Beaton's Nemesis comic as a Christmas rom-com.
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28 May 2024
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You put me on and said I was your favourite by StedeBunnett
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Nov 2023
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Sweater Curse AU. Lucius owns a wool shop and crochet's a truly amazing sweater for his boyfriend...only to immediately catch said boyfriend cheating on him. When he donates the sweater in a fit of pique he doesn't expect to immediately see it on someone else - especially not a stranger living on a boat outside of town.
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27 Mar 2024
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Con keeps sharing lewd art on his Instagram. Rhys keeps looking.
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25 Mar 2024