englandwouldfalljohn
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FirstPrince Kinktober 2024 by englandwouldfalljohn for tastethewaste
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
15 Oct 2024
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FirstPrince poetry filling these Kinktober prompts from tumblr. Styles, forms, and degrees of kink vary. Every chapter is a separate poem, with the prompt listed in the title. There will be more than one poem posted some days as I catch up. The boys love each other, we love the boys, and everyone loves m/m sex.
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Aziraphale, lately of London, has taken up residence in Marie Antoinette's France. A new version of his body, some new pronouns, and a chance for indulgence—how could she resist? Waking from a nap with a few minutes to spare and a certain demon on her mind, she decides politics and pastries aren't the only things worth sticking her fingers in.
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The Night Might Be Doubled For Us by englandwouldfalljohn for tastethewaste
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
29 Mar 2024
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Election accomplished, Alex and Henry have flown to Cabo for a much-deserved rest. But when a bartender starts hitting on Alex, it strikes an insecurity in Henry. Fortunately, Alex's love runs deep...and he knows how to show it. (Read the tags *wink wink*)
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Your Lipstick, His Collar by englandwouldfalljohn, tastethewaste
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
27 Mar 2024
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If anyone asks, Alexander Claremont-Diaz is neither overwhelmed nor overextended, thanks. Rowing is fine. Working out is fine. Classes and homework and abject loneliness? Fine, fine, and fine. But that blond guy he keeps seeing around campus—the one he can’t get up the guts to talk to—that might be the most fine thing of all.
If anyone were to ask Henry Wales, he’d say fine was a 4-letter word. But between his panic! at the student center and off-campus antics, he stumbles on an even more surprising one: Alex.
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All The World's A Stage by englandwouldfalljohn for tastethewaste
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue (2023), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
24 Mar 2024
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Re-election accomplished, Henry and Alex are beginning their life as a couple in the public eye. Cameras abound, and Henry begins to find something in them he never has before—something tempting. When Alex finds out about Henry's new kink, he challenges him to prove he can handle it through a series of increasingly risqué experiences. Henry's embarrassment can't counter his arousal, but he'll never guess what Alex has in store for the finale…
Recent series
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Nice and Accurate Poetry by englandwouldfalljohn, The Hedonistic Angel (englandwouldfalljohn)
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Aug 2021
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- Bookmarks:
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Yes, Commander: A Ficlet Collection by englandwouldfalljohn
Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
19 Jul 2016
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Just some smutty little Erwin/Levi ficlets to pass the time
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The After Life by englandwouldfalljohn, The Hedonistic Angel (englandwouldfalljohn)
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Aug 2020
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- 2
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All Roads Lead to Bart's: Alternate First Meetings by englandwouldfalljohn
Fandom: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
22 Dec 2020
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- 6
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Coffee and Convos: The Drarry Texts by englandwouldfalljohn
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 May 2018
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Don’t You Dare Look Away by EmmaLostInWonderland for acheinmybones
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
19 Mar 2024
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“Jesus, Fox, if you wanna fuck me so goddamn bad, you could just say so.”
Alex fully expects to be dropped to the floor, but Henry just tightens his grip on Alex’s waist. “You… you’re not serious.”
And really, what could go wrong? “Serious as a heart attack, baby.”
// Alex and Henry are paired up for a pro dance on DWTS one week, but they just can’t seem to get along… until something clicks.
Bookmarked by englandwouldfalljohn
21 Mar 2024
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Email: [email protected]
Channel Name: AustinBoy
Age Restricted?: 18+
Chat enabled?: Yes
Subscriptions: Monthly
Tiers: 2
Tier 1:
> Name: Standard
> Description: Access to chat room, 1 weekly video
Tier 2:
> Name: Bonus
> Description: Access to chat room, 1 weekly video, 1 weekly livestreamOr, a Camboy!Alex AU
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- Part 1 of Platinum Record
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Bookmarked by englandwouldfalljohn
26 Feb 2024
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The Truth Hurts, Sweetheart by DrowningInFiction
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
03 Feb 2024
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“Hi,” he said, with a smile so bright Henry almost felt blinded. “I’m Alex. I’m incredibly intimidated by you.” The smile faltered. “No, wait, that’s not-”
Henry rolled his eyes inwardly. Typical American, no class to speak of. He wasn’t missing anything then by thoroughly and purposefully distancing himself. He, at least, had enough class and enough etiquette drilled into him to keep his expression neutral as he took his hand and said:
“That’s quite alright, Alex. It’s nice to meet you.”
At least, that’s what he meant to say.
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Soulmate AU where you and your soulmate are unable to lie to one another. Alex and Henry stumble into it with all the grace you would expect.
Bookmarked by englandwouldfalljohn
03 Feb 2024
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A Fine Line by indomitablelove for TheAmberFox
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
22 Dec 2021
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Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Whatever is inescapable. In the worst way possible. He’s always fucking there. Alex turns up for his shift and Henry is there behind the coffee machine, apron tied around his waist and stupid, tight white T-shirt clinging to his biceps. Alex turns up for open-mic night at the cafe and there he is again, reading his fucking poetry. Alex goes to the grocery store, or the bookshop, or the fucking campus library, and who does he see? Henry. Always Henry.
Always Henry, always with a different guy.
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Alex hates Henry. He's only letting Henry and his stupid long limbs and his overly symmetrical face stay on his couch because he has to, because 'tis the season not to be a massive dick, because it's Christmas. Isn't he?
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Bookmarked by englandwouldfalljohn
25 Dec 2023
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let him be soft (let him be mine) by congee4lunch
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
20 Nov 2023
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“I’m always cute,” Alex kisses the mole on Henry’s cheekbone.
“Yeah? Does your work wife tell you that?” Henry grumbles.
“I don’t have a work wife,” Alex breathes out, smiling against his mouth. “Why need one when I got the real deal waiting at home for me,” He licks at the mole on Henry’s upper lip. “All pretty and mine for the taking?”
in which henry wants to be alex's wife, in so many words. alex wants all that and more. their relationship ebbs and flows.
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Bookmarked by englandwouldfalljohn
06 Dec 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
If anyone asks why I've stopped writing, why I've stopped reading, why I've stopped participating in the mundanity of daily life, point them here.