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    Former Death Eaters are being targeted with a Veritaserum curse – it’s permanent, and makes victims speak aloud their every thought. Luckily, it’s easier to control when writing – and Hermione is trying to introduce Muggle technology to the wizarding world.

    An advent fic featuring texting, identity struggles, and a Draco Malfoy who will literally not stop talking.

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    06 Oct 2025

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    Some people assume Vulcans, being desert creatures, wouldn't like to get wet.

    What they don't understand is that Vulcans, being desert creatures, appreciate water more than anyone else.

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    19 Sep 2025

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    When you can't change time, but you can't go forward, what is left? Hermione learns how to be the protagonist of her own story.

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    12 Aug 2025

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    “Masturbate, Nick! If you masturbate, the knife resets. We can just leave it here if you want.”

     

    Nick hums, “Well, you know… this knife could come in handy. And if the only downside is that I can’t get myself off... I can do without for a while!” Nick grins down at his soon-to-be-overpowered knife.

     

    The rest of the group chuckle as they make their way towards the portal again. “If you say so!”

     

    Slowly, his grin begins to fade as the reality of the situation sinks in: he’s just committed to not jerking off at ALL anytime in the foreseeable future. He drops his head into his hands, groaning out an “Oh fuck me!”

     

    Or: these weren’t the benefits Nick was expecting when he started working at D.A.D.D.I.E.S.

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    31 Jul 2025

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    By the twentieth time Geralt has gone through the loop, he decides to just throw himself off the cliff’s edge after Borch.

    He wakes up to his twenty-first attempt.

    “Fuck.”

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    21 Jul 2025