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"The hickey in the divot of her neck. Exposed with the twist of her head from its spot under her collar. He is caught in it, like some poor anglerfish bait, transfixed by this light, or rather, smudge of darkness, waiting as if hypnotized to be swallowed up by something with very large teeth."
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Roy has a rude awakening, literally
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Musgrove invited him back for dinner. He would go. He told himself that he wasn't afraid of Anne.
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excerpt of chapter seven from wentworth's perspective.
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She seemed quite excited about it. I think she honest to god might like me back?”
James was looked embarrassed now, almost blushing, and Sirius could not be more exasperated.
“Honest to god?! Honest to god James, I will do whatever it takes to get you to go out with this girl. I have invested too much time, energy, and french vocabulary for this to fail.”
“Will you go out with Remus Lupin?”
“What?!”
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jily and wolfstar, highschool shenanigans, kind of based on ten things i hate about you
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After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane.
Another Hayden-Finds-Out, because we can't have too many.
*now with the extra continuing Hayden-Rozanov friendship text threads*
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Got a Heart in Me, I Swear by thepartyresponsible for Kangofu_CB, stellalou
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
19 Jan 2021
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The pictures leak on a lazy off-season Sunday, in that muddled bit of midafternoon Clint never knows what to do with when he isn’t training. He curls up with Lucky on the couch and naps through the end of his whole damn life. And that, honestly, is pretty much perfect.
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Liminal Spaces by thepartyresponsible
Fandoms: Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Jun 2019
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“Clint,” Steve says, and it’s that same no-bullshit, do-or-die, I really, really mean it voice he used to trot out in the last few innings of close games in high school. “Bucky’s not gonna fly. He’s not going to drive himself. He can’t— I need you to drive him here.”
“Oh, fuck you,” Clint says, and hangs up.
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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the sin you payed for by noodlebunny
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
07 Jan 2018
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Edward Hohenheim is the son of the Führer, a perfect blond Amestrian with a perfect white smile, and the way his eye narrows every so often shouldn’t send fear skittering down Roy’s back.
“Perhaps hearing those humans call you by your old name has given you too many ideas.”
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