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    This is the one where Obi-Wan is picked up by the Ohnaka Gang at Bandomeer and thinks, 'pirate or farmer, pirate or farmer, pirate or farmer... PIRATE!'

    And Obi-Wan still saves the galaxy. But naturally, Pirate King Hondo Ohnaka takes the credit.

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    07 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fulfilling

  2. Public Bookmark 99

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    When Hondo Ohnaka calls in the life debt he has of Mand’alor Jaster Mereel, he doesn’t actually tell his ward Ben that he’s dropping him off at warrior summer camp on Mandalore, and he’ll see him in a year. He just… you know… drops him off with his (surprise!) packed bag and runs away to take off while Ben is boggling at his guardian’s latest example of shenanigans and bad communication, even if his heart is in the right place.

    And it’s true that Hondo Ohnaka’s plans are always perfect and profitable. It’s also true that he inadvertently saves the galaxy because of this. (You’re Welcome!)

    But that’s Hondo’s side of the story.

    This is Ben’s.

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    05 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Sooooo good

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    In a fix-it fic rigorously adhering to the dictates of a challenge, and in the year 26 BBY we find Obi-Wan Kenobi realizing that just because Anakin is being a typical fifteen year old and avoiding seated meditation, doesn’t mean he should continue to allow it. Even if it did make life easier to just let him meditate and tinker.

    Off screen, Count Dooku has inadvertently choked on an artisanal brioche and sadly died, thus instantly dissolving the mental corruption he had overlayed onto Jango Fett’s mind to make him just a teensy bit more malleable.

    What follows is an absolutely inevitable outcome, because that’s how shatterpoints work.

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    04 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Excellent Jangobi

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    “That’s three,” Fordo says, low, soft, and his hand, fisted in Savage’s horns, keeps his head pinned with a grip that Savage can't shake. “Just a few more, there we go.”

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    21 Oct 2025

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    Set some time during the clone wars campaigns.

    AU where Naboo Senator Obi-Wan adopts the Coruscant Guard. Commander Fox deserves a vacation for all the fires he has to put out left and right. Various unprofessional/feral Jedi give Mace Windu multiple ulcers. And they all incidentally end up throwing a giant wrench into Palpatine’s nefarious plans.

    Mostly Crack. To Infinity and Beyond is the only fic with a sprinkling of plot.

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    19 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cute

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