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TommyInnit's Infamous Taxi Service (Discontinued) by Roohoo
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
22 Apr 2026
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AUTHOR NOTE: This fic has been discontinued mid-rewrite. Chapters 1-15 exclude Wilbur as a character. Beyond that point is unwritten.
---------This wasn’t happening, was it?
Tommy stutters, his tongue suddenly turning to rubber and stares at the man, one of the world's top villains, in his passenger's seat. “I—”
“One moment.” The Angel holds up a finger, popping the door open and looking towards the back of Tommy’s car. He cups a hand to his face. “Boys, get in this fucking car or I’m leaving you behind!”
Tommy twists in his seat, head snapping back to look out his back window and watches as three more men (holy shit, is that the Blade?) come darting towards his car.
Oh god, no.
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A fic where Tommy, an ex hero and now broke teen, accidentally becomes a get away driver and healer for the worlds most wanted villains. Found family chaos ensuesSeries
- Part 2 of Bumps in the road
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31 Oct 2023
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Tommy hums absent-mindedly underneath his breath as he continues on his walk, and just as he sees the school come into view, himself being right on time, his phone begins to buzz in his pocket.
He doesn’t think much of it. It’s a calm morning, the city is quiet, and he’s not thinking straight, with it still being early. He expects it to be some telemarketer, if anything. He doesn’t expect anything of the worst.
(He wishes he never picked up that fucking phone call.)
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- Part 1 of Dial Up
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10 Sep 2022
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noise when there should be silence by doingthewritethings
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
22 Nov 2022
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“I would flip you off if you didn’t have me at knifepoint.”
Wilbur grins; Phil is starting to get the impression that he’s an unbearably friendly sort of person. This isn’t good for his whole situation (namely, the fact that he’s still not quite sure whether he sold his soul to a ghost or not).
or, the one where Phil asserts his property ownership rights, gains several unexpected roommates, and ends up stumbling headfirst into the world's oddest family.
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- Part 2 of a list of things
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12 Aug 2022
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I left, but I’m coming back by grasstastic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Sep 2022
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“Dammit!” Techno cursed, pulling the drawer from his desk and throwing it against the wall.
Wilbur and Phil went completely still in the doorway, completely floored by the uncharacteristic mix of fear and anger that painted the man’s face. The other king paced around the room, brow furrowed and arms crossed.
“Technoblade.” Philza began, deadly serious as his partner ran a hand through his sleep-mussed hair. “What– exactly– did they take?”
The boar hybrid paused, ears pressing flat against his head as he leaned against the desk with a shaky sigh.
“...I’ve been keeping something from you.”
Wilbur raised his eyebrows at that, meeting his father’s eyes as Phil pressed. “Tell us.”
“I have a brother.”
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In which Technoblade and Philza became kings, but the former was forced to leave his kid brother behind. Now a break in has leaked Theseus’s existence to their enemies
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13 Jun 2022
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The power of the Sun, in the palm of his hand by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
06 Nov 2023
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The power of the sun, in the palm of his hand. Or - in the lost son of the kingdom of Antarctica.
A fairy tale is no fairy tale without tragedy, and unfortunately for the royal family of Antarctica, two tragedies happened within the span of two months. Their queen, succumbed to her illness. And the newborn son, kidnapped.
Almost seventeen years later, and the lost son of the kingdom returns, but of course, no fairy tale is without tragedy.
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Or: Rapunzel AU. Tommy has the gift of the sun, Dream is mother Gothel and SBI are royals.