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When Harry Potter leads his friends into the Ministry of Magic under the guise of The Dark Lord Voldemort
having captured his godfather, Sirius Black, the participants in the battle at the Ministry learn that there
are a lot more secrets on the unknown floors than the Ministry had ever let on. -
Blaise Zabini’s Multiple Mistletoe Meddling Mishaps by fairyofthesnakes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Feb 2025
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Every year for as long as the Slytherins can remember, if there was a mistletoe at a Christmas party, Blaise Zabini had charmed it to trap two people underneath, the magic preventing them from leaving until the duo kisses.
This year, Pansy Parkinson and her friends are going to make sure that Blaise ends up under his own magic-infused mistletoe, and Pansy knows exactly the witch to put under there with him.
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The Devil’s Playground (is where I like to play) by fairyofthesnakes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jun 2024
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Hermione gets more than she bargained for when she practiced her Legilimency on Lucius Malfoy. Or maybe it was exactly what she was looking for.
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Every time Harry brings home his relationship partner, it's a relationship doomed to end, Theodore Nott is determined to make himself the exception.
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Hermione's in the park with her son when a familiar voice causes a spontaneous play-date between two children.
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Grimmauld Place, Home For Wayward Boys by Crazybooklady
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 May 2026
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Following the war, the Ministry for Magic begins seizing the properties of former Death Eaters and Voldemort's followers. Aside from that there is a housing shortage due to the war. So Sirius offers for Remus to move in with baby Teddy. Then Harry and Ron move in after auror training, followed by Draco, Neville, Blaise, and Charlie. With a crowded house full of wayward boys, chaos ensues. Going into business, getting into politics, tracking werewolves, house elf rights, taking down dark wizards, and exposing corruption. You know, just boys being boys.
There are just a few rules:
1. If the child is asleep, shut the fuck up.
2. No bad words in front of the child.
3. For Merlin’s sake, clean up your own mess.
4. Everyone cooks once a week, except Remus.
5. Permanent silencing charm required on everyone’s room.
6. Silence before eight on the weekends
7. Everyone has to babysit Teddy once a month.
8. If anyone drinks Sirius’s expensive liquor it must be replaced with two bottles of equally expensive liquor.
9. Warn the rest of us if you’re bringing someone home.
10. If anyone can get Walburga to shut the hell up they are relieved of cooking duty for two monthsBookmarked by fairyofthesnakes
23 Nov 2025
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Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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- Part 2 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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22 Oct 2025
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If life felt wild while Hermione and Draco were hiding their love affair, it was nothing compared to how life fell apart after a messy break up.
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The one where Draco learns that Hermione is pregnant when Ron attacks him.
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30 Aug 2025
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When Arthur finds out he's getting a divorce, and Hermione finds out she needs a new place to stay in the same week they come to a mutually beneficial agreement. But when Arthur starts having inappropriate thoughts about his new tenant, he begins to worry about their new arrangement. He feels so guilty wanting her the way he does, but Molly hadn't touched him in years, and maybe Hermione would enjoy being touched too? What happens when they decide to cross the line?
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17 Jul 2025
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After ten months of keeping their relationship under wraps, Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley’s secret is finally out. Dating the fiery daughter of a family his own has feuded with for generations is one thing—winning over every single Weasley is another. With a meddling circle of friends, Draco is determined to prove himself worthy, but the road to Weasley approval is anything but smooth. Between playing accidental matchmaker to his sworn enemies, dodging dragon fire, and awkwardly freezing every time someone says “Daddy” in Arthur’s presence, Draco might just be in over his head.
A pure fluff-filled, smutty rom-com featuring Draco facing his greatest fear—becoming a Weasley.
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28 Mar 2025