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    After the battle, Eve gives Alastor six months left to live before she plans to devour his soul in a final extermination.

    Alastor has to find a way out, but his wound won’t heal, his contract is crippling, and Lucifer keeps making his face warm.

    What’s a deer to do?

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    17 Mar 2026

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    When Vox strikes Heaven, Sera threatens the destruction of Pentagram City should he make any further attack, causing his plan to stall. Alastor and Lucifer both suffer as their captivity stretches on for longer than in cannon.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Alastor is sent a gift that has unexpected repercussions for the Hotel... but pushing himself to face the threat alone might cause him to lose his head.

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    17 Dec 2025

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    Charlie had planted herself in front of Vox and was rambling off an impressive myriad of excuses, from busted pipes to bad Wi-Fi, while he stared at her, hands on his hips, with the utmost expression of forced patience. His black, digital brows were set in a line as straight as the glower at the bottom of his screen. He does a single, slow blink, finger tapping against his hip as he debates on how much money he can reasonably make on a Charlie Morningstar-inspired white-noise machine (and whether the guaranteed customer complaints will be worth the cheap buck) when a movement over her shoulder draws his eyes.

    He leans to the side, eyebrow quirking. "What's that?" Then promptly chokes on a surprised noise and shoves Charlie aside. "Holy shit, is that a human?"


    Lucifer plays a prank on Alastor.

    Everyone else has to deal with the consequences. 

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    15 Dec 2025

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    The kid looks at Alastor. Then at her spellbook. Then back at Alastor.

    "You're not a dog," she says.

    Alastor wrinkles his nose. "I should hope not."

    (Or: Six-year old witch, Imogen Woods, steals her late grandmother's spellbook and tries to summon a hellhound, hoping for a puppy to become her new familiar. Instead, she accidentally summons one of the most powerful beings in Hell, Alastor, the Radio Demon.

    They strike a deal where Alastor must celebrate Imogen's birthday on earth with her every year until she is eighteen. In return, he gets her soul ... terms and conditions permitting, of course. Unfortunately, deals are difficult to maintain when Alastor begins to feel like a father to the very witch who summoned him.)

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    06 Nov 2025