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    While Chad is trying to be a good person by escorting Robert home, they get hit by a superpower that makes it very painful for them to be more than a few feet apart. In trying to figure out how to be together under these new conditions, they learn a lot more about each other and slowly fall in love.

    Or, the Reverse Social Distance AU that emmasmoke8 keeps yapping about on Tumblr
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    Trigger Warning: Implied/referenced self-harm, body dysmorphic disorder, jokes about murder/suicide, more to be added

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    10 Jan 2026

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    What if Golem hadn’t stepped in front of Robert after he revealed his identity to the Z-Team? What if one spark of anger and hurt spiraled into a wildfire of seemingly irredeemable consequences?

    This has always been a story of redemption and second chances. Of breaking the curse of potential. But when somebody pulls a trigger, the bullet can’t go back in the gun. Right?

     

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    Flambae’s fire attack actually hits Robert, nearly killing him on the spot. Six months later, Robert will risk what’s left of him to offer him his last chance at redemption. If not him, who else would?

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    03 Jan 2026

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    After an accident takes her mother, Flambae's neice finds herself being passed from foster family to foster family. When one of them strikes her, she runs to the only place she knows is safe: the SDN headquarters where her uncle works. Staying with uncle Chad's dispatcher isn't what she expected, but she'll take anything over being returned. She just wants family, and finds that when you look, you can find family anywhere. Even a group of reformed villains.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    First off, for the record, this whole accident happened because of that bitch Invisislut. It was all her fault. Flambae was simply trying to set one of his many discreet, and completely 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦, fires to gain a few extra points on the leader board (it wasn't because the store owner cheated him out of twelve bucks, fuck you) when she ruined everything.

    So what if he was trying to burn down some shitty store? It wasn't like he was going to kill anyone, but nooooo, Invisigal just had to refuse to do her damn 𝘫𝘰𝘣 and follow Bobberts orders so 𝘩𝘦 had to pick up the slack and get sent to stop some stupid lab from being robbed.

    Thus, leading to him getting a life-threatening virus and winding up here. In quarantine, shoulder-to-shoulder with fucking 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘴𝘰𝘯 of all people because of course the only other person he'd spread this virus to was that little fucking bitch.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Chase spent his early years helping a villain named MechaMan, sometimes reluctantly babysitting his son Robert. Many years later, when Project Phoenix finally started gaining momentum, Chase knew exactly who the perfect candidate for reform would be.

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    30 Nov 2025