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“Darling,” Magnus began, wincing painfully, “I don’t think anything is supposed to be that shade of green.” He rubbed Alec’s tense shoulders as he heard a defeated sigh. “How did green end up on the ceiling, my lovely?” he asked, squinting up at the bright green splatter.
“Some bad things may have happened,” Alec allowed, sounding precipitously close to peevish.
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“Do you ever fuck men?”
Jaskier had gotten used to Geralt’s bluntness over the years, but this was kind of a lot, even for him. Unfortunately, he had been in the middle of taking a long drag of his particularly bitter brew and managed to spray it all over the table.
Eyes watering, he managed to meet Geralt’s spectacularly unimpressed gaze. “Pardon?”
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Jaskier gets infected by a sex demon, kind of. It goes about as well as you’d expect.
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“Uh, come here often?” Alec managed.
“To the elevator?” the man asked, eyebrows climbing upwards. The doors slid closed behind him, and they continued their painful ascent towards Alec’s floor. He seemed to notice that he was heading upwards and he cursed softly.
Alec didn’t blame him. He wouldn’t want to spend any more time in an elevator with himself if he didn’t have to, either.
“Yeah, no. I’m sorry,” Alec said, slumping forward over the handle of his mailcart. Ridiculous. The most beautiful man he’d ever seen and Alec insinuated that he regularly spent time hanging out in elevators.
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a soulmate au
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“Well, hello,” Jaskier says with more of a leer than he cares to admit. His new neighbor could be ninety or eighteen for all Jaskier knows. God, he hopes he isn’t eighteen. Jaskier already feels guilty enough for fantasizing about a relative stranger, but that would tip the scales and make him feel like a total pervert.
A horny, guilty pervert.
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“Don’t you trust me?” Geralt asked.
“With my life? Yes. With my dignity? No.”
“Didn’t know you had any to lose.”
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One by one, Jaskier loses his senses. Though according to Geralt, he never had any sense to begin with.
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Flash Bang #1 - Bingo (Team Green) by 500_Shades_Of_Taupe (A_Taupe_Fox), A_Taupe_Fox, Demonic_activity, Fatale (femme), la_muerta, lovingyouiscomplicated, see_addy_write, stumbledhere
Fandom: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
21 Oct 2018
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Anakin Skywalker, Witch by wanderingmusician
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
31 Oct 2023
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Anakin Skywalker owns an occult shop and sells potions, tinctures, and protection amulets. Obi-Wan Kenobi works in a microbiology lab and only believes in science. Their first meeting goes about as well as you would expect. And the one after that... and the one after that. Until Obi-Wan finds himself in some serious (supernatural) trouble.
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Bookmarked by Fatale (femme)
26 Dec 2025
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When powerful, successful billionaire and alpha, Castiel Novak makes an innocuous trip to check out a local painter who is using Novak Corp's trademark eco-car to advertise his services, the last thing Castiel expects to find in the little artisan shop is his True Mate. The second to last thing he expects to find is that said True Mate is a fiercely stubborn, headstrong omega who cares a lot more about telling fate and destiny to go screw themselves than giving Castiel even a minute of his time.
That's fine, Castiel didn't get where he is by backing down from a challenge.
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Bookmarked by Fatale (femme)
06 Oct 2025
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Dean Winchester never expected to see the gorgeous, intriguing man from his unforgettable one-night-stand again. He's even more shocked and embarrassed when the guy turns out to be the newest Professor at the same College for which he coaches a winning Division 1 football team. Half of his starting players are failing this guy's class, and in exchange for Castiel letting them play, Dean's promised to attend extra tutoring sessions along with them. That means he's going to be working side-by-side with the only man on campus who knows that he's bisexual and has firsthand proof. Not to mention the fact that Dean is definitely still crushing on him, hard. It's a good thing Castiel is a Professor because Dean has a lot to learn, starting with the fact that people can surprise you, if you'll just give them a chance. A coming out story full of fluff and sports and rocks and love.
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Bookmarked by Fatale (femme)
05 Oct 2025
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The guy who dropped Dean off in the morning was in his late fifties, a mop of curly black hair and a boxy canvas jacket. Sam followed Dean through the motel room as he kicked off his boots and shucked his jacket.
“Since… Dad. You’ve been—”
“What, Sam? Since when do you give a shit about this stuff? I don’t go around holding up scorecards for all the chicks you’re not banging, you fuckin’ monk, you’d think the least you could do is—”
“He looked like him, dude.”
Bookmarked by Fatale (femme)
28 Sep 2025
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"When I had the unparalleled pleasure of torturing her, Meg shared some tasty, terrible things about her time in Sam's head, back in the day." Crowley leaned over the table in the dungeon, his chains jingling. "And, as we've all been forced to acknowledge and exploit over the years, your sad little family drama is just rife with secrets. Your main export. Isn’t that right, Moose?"
Sam's palms were sweating. He stared at Crowley, who was staring back at him with this wry smile—and then, almost imperceptibly, Crowley's eyes flicked over to Dean.
Bile rose in Sam's throat. He knew.
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Bookmarked by Fatale (femme)
27 Sep 2025